This is an incorrect list:

1. Feed everyone a large dinner.
   

The driver drives. That is all.

This is the only vodka that you’ll ever need.
$14 and it goes down scary easily.

the title to the article is wrong: He got his balls grabbed twice, once in Bulgaria, once in Argentina.

Flutie’s dad was long rumored to have a better arm than Doug, but who knew his mother was also better at passing.

What’s the point of an alcoholic drink whose primary purpose is to get you wasted? Is this like a philosophy class or something?

“Oh, a flavorless alcoholic drink whose primary purpose is to get white girl wasted?”

Last Week Tonight has definitely changed my Sundays. It’s made it a LOT more interesting.

Dan Snyder: “See, Oakland’s name is offensive too...”

No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

I’m not saying they can’t. I’m saying I think it’s stupid.

Does anyone “produce” those, or is it just Drew and Marchman with two tape recorders and a free copy of Audacity?

My favorite part of every Deadcast:

We already lose something like 45% of all Deadcasts to Drew and Marchman being old dads and not understanding how technology works. I feel liking trying to add guests would just make things worse.

Yeah. the toilet.

Deadspin CAR

Why do you want to know, The Sheriff

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

AND we take a moment to bid a fond farewell to colleague Kyle Wagner