Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

The only reason to have kickers in fantasy football is so you can beat the guy who forgot to replace his kicker during the bye week.

Disney let a dying fan see an unedited version of The Force Awakens. I’m sure he and his family signed a mountain of paperwork saying they would talk about the movie with anyone, but what’s really stopping that fan from spoiling the plot? What if he was disappointed—would a lawsuit really stop him from telling…

I work until about midway through the late game, and when I get home there’s always shit to get done around the house. Honestly, losing the NFL has made my life a lot easier because I’m not trying to cram in twelve extra hours of TV viewing a week.

In light of the topic of this article, here are some resources for anyone who needs help:

I went to college with Jerry Jones’ son (Jerry Jones Jr.), and he was well-known as an asshole who beat up his girlfriend. Doesn’t surprise me that his dad would stick his head in the sand about this.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

Did I mention how fucking good this is?

+1 for detumescent.

Fucking hell, that was good.

Goodnight room

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

As a lonely, desperate alcoholic who can seldom justify drinking before 10am, I fully support this plan.

I think you’re doing Daniel Snyder a real disservice by suggesting he’s not capable of being simultaneously spiteful and incompetent.

Imagine if, to attend an NFL game in person, you HAD to wear a full uniform, shoulder pads, helmet, and all. And it had to stay on the whole game.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

Thanks

I nominate this for lamest Deadspin story of 2015.