The real hero of this video is the dude on the Smith Machine pausing from his reps just long enough to shake his head dismissively.

It’s known as “The Vatican Plan.”

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Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

A lady chiming in here!

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Clearly a grilled cheese.

The whole thing was never about Brady, it was about ethics in Commissioning.

If the Belgian theater was really serious about locking that logo down, they should have put some rings on it.

You could always explain to them that the coffee isn’t cold, they’re merely feeling the icy grasp of the grave.

“So, I just flew in today, and boy are my paws tired.”

Problem solved.

Since you’re not familiar with the show, I’ll clue you in - this is fan-favorite Fat Naked Stanley, and he’s been on every episode, following Don around and providing key commentary. There’s huge debate in the MM community over whether he’s real or a figment of Don’s imagination. In fact, I’d say one of the things…

This is one of the few times I’ll play “everyone does this.”

Hey—you can use those expired EpiPens to practice on fruit (plums work well). It helped my kids all learn how to give their sister a shot if she needed it.

Criticize all you want. But I paid for this memory. Baseball is my vice. Baseball helps.

It will be interesting to see if all of the pomp and circumstance of an MLB game is trimmed out when there’s literally *nobody* to entertain.

"Semple was a celebrity in Boston’s tightknit sports circles: he was a physical trainer who massaged and tweaked the muscles and limbs of Celtics and Bruins players... Cope noted that Semple was “one of the nation’s few remaining great masseurs, an expert practitioner of the dying art of hand manipulation.” "