This felt like such a sensible stand for Alton to take until I learned that a lot of what seem to be silly “as seen on TV” gadgets are often really meant as aids for people with various physical disabilities such as mobility problems, low grip strength, etc.

They’re legal because HOAs were created to keep minorities out. The one thing conservatives hate more than government intervention is black people.

Spoiler: He lost.

Well first off, it’s not Spanish ham. “Soy ham” is a description, not an introduction.

Louhart, obviously, describes himself as one of the nice guys. 

Meanwhile Dunkin Donuts will straight up microwave your egg dish right in front of your face. Often while making hard eye contact with you. And then you’ll pay them money.

Can I get a star from my fellow syrup-on-egg people? 

I’m thinking of bidding on it, but I don’t think I’d make a rasher decision all year.

Right?!?!?! I make sure I know what the weekend specials are at my local bar and I go there 3-4 nights a week. Someplace I have never been before, you know I’m studying that menu like I am looking for a way to break my Comcast contract.

I guess they left them in another suitcase in another hall.

Who said it was my wife wearing the bra?

This is why I buy my kindle books, then immediately use DRM removal tools on them and convert the files to EPUBs so I can keep them on my computer. I don’t trust Amazon to deprive me of the 100+ books I’ve bought at some point in the future. I paid for the fucking books, I don’t need corporate fuckwads treating me…

Oh, look! I seem to have dropped this link here. I hope no unscrupulous people follow it to some sort of web page describing how to remove the DRM on most any ebook format used today. That would be horrible!

If this comment gets five stars I’ll ban the person above

The fact-checker is gonna be really hanoied by their laos of concentration; they did a phnompenhal job all the way through the article, only to phuket up at the very end. But if you yangon a moment while they bangladesh with their head, they’ll push some bhutans and delhigate someone to fix it.

I happened to see this extremely bad take. It was incredibly frustrating and disturbing. I want to quote a different commenter, who has some academic experience in these matters. This is from Arnheim:

I’m an attorney.  I don’t want it to take less time to write an e-mail. I want it to take longer.

I think it’s important to note on every article about how much Angel Hernandez sucks that he is suing MLB for racial discrimination because he didn’t get enough post-season assignments, which are handed out on merit to umpires who don’t suck.