selianth
selianth
10/14/19
12:34 PM
51

Meanwhile Dunkin Donuts will straight up microwave your egg dish right in front of your face. Often while making hard eye contact with you. And then you’ll pay them money.

9/11/19
10:15 AM
2

I’m thinking of bidding on it, but I don’t think I’d make a rasher decision all year. Read more

9/5/19
1:19 PM
4

Right?!?!?! I make sure I know what the weekend specials are at my local bar and I go there 3-4 nights a week. Someplace I have never been before, you know I’m studying that menu like I am looking for a way to break my Comcast contract.

7/1/19
11:23 AM
6

This is why I buy my kindle books, then immediately use DRM removal tools on them and convert the files to EPUBs so I can keep them on my computer. I don’t trust Amazon to deprive me of the 100+ books I’ve bought at some point in the future. I paid for the fucking books, I don’t need corporate fuckwads treating me Read more

7/1/19
10:56 AM
38

Oh, look! I seem to have dropped this link here. I hope no unscrupulous people follow it to some sort of web page describing how to remove the DRM on most any ebook format used today. That would be horrible!

6/26/19
11:18 AM
23

If this comment gets five stars I’ll ban the person above

6/24/19
6:16 PM
19

The fact-checker is gonna be really hanoied by their laos of concentration; they did a phnompenhal job all the way through the article, only to phuket up at the very end. But if you yangon a moment while they bangladesh with their head, they’ll push some bhutans and delhigate someone to fix it.

6/13/19
4:49 PM
15

I’m an attorney.  I don’t want it to take less time to write an e-mail. I want it to take longer.

6/12/19
9:35 AM
161

I think it’s important to note on every article about how much Angel Hernandez sucks that he is suing MLB for racial discrimination because he didn’t get enough post-season assignments, which are handed out on merit to umpires who don’t suck. Read more

6/12/19
3:09 AM
9

Since no one picked Captain Crunch, I declare there to be no winners. Only losers.

6/11/19
10:56 PM
9

1) Kevin’s selection is pretty much what cereals mom allowed me to have for breakfast so I have to go with that based on sentimentality. Read more

6/4/19
1:20 PM
96

That’s what they use for their sting operations.

5/23/19
3:22 PM
10

My friend uses a wheelchair, and having gone places with her, the actual dimensions aren’t always the issue. Sure, your door is wide enough, but is it a heavy door that doesn’t have an opener? Is there a small step up when you enter? One restaurant we went into had an airlock that barely fit her wheelchair in it while Read more

5/13/19
5:43 PM
100

According to the affidavit, on Friday, Jordan approached four people identified as Hiker #1, Hiker #2, Victim #1, and Victim #2. He was acting “disturbed and unstable,” playing his guitar and singing while he hiked. The meeting quickly turned hostile after Jordan announced to the foursome “...anyway, here’s Read more