I once blurted out "what, no you're not!" when someone tried that lie about onions once. Whoopsie! Oh well....

Summer goes until late September these days, thanks to climate change or the revolution of the earth around the sun or some shit

Probably a fifth of Woodford Reserve and two Ambien. Should have waited until after the race for that, though.

Said Weber: "I was like, 'Who am I dealing with?'"

I was going to answer your question but went for a run first and when I got back, the others above had done that handily. So thanks MickeyRodgerDaniel. As to the mental necessity of a pacer, at the level of races Scherer was pacing, a couple seconds can separate a great race and a poor result, first place and eighth…

Can we *please* separate the "CrossFit faithful" — the folks at HQ who care about the business model and the revenue — from people who do CrossFit to get into shape? 99% of people who belong to a box just want to get in shape and understand there is a risk of injury. They have decided the risk outweighs the benefits.…

The biggest issue with Crossfit isn't the people constantly talking about it, preaching it as the gospel, saying things like my warm up is your workout, etc.

Her weight is an advantage only because she has a fantastic power to weight ratio. If she were 100 lbs and peeling off the obstacles like most of our doughy asses would be, then her weight would clearly be a disadvantage because her lack of muscle would prohibit her from succeeding. Yes, being lighter at a given…

Looks like the Brazilians are the ones getting waxed.

I think you'd be better suited putting your efforts into a less tedious task. Some examples would be:

Is there a phone number on that shirt anywhere? Asking for a friend.

I don't want to boast, but this was all me. Rainbow tastic face melting frosting and all.

Shit, then, I'll be marrying Google ASAP. Cause I'm a VC-digger!

Kleefisch is a butt. Oh god I've had too much vodka and am saying indiscriminate mean things about 'Sconnie government on the internets. WISCONSIN, I LOVE YOU I AM SORRY MY VOTES COULDN'T SAVE YOU.

Yes. And I'm answering this seriously even though it was rhetorical. (I know this stuff intimately, so to speak. I had a bi-lateral lung transplant 4 and a half years ago and I have degrees in medical ethics.) On the receiving side of the transplant, when you go through the consent process, there is a "socially high…

Whenever we have blood drives at work, somebody inevitably always asks me to donate. When they ask why I can't (expecting me to say something about living abroad or being anemic) and I reply with "I have sex with men", the look of sudden shock on their face is priceless.

The suit really is about their status as independent contractors. The additional info was added to get some attention from the press and to show that the scope of their responsibilities extended far beyond a contractor.

I read all the articles, blogs, personal stories etc. about CAD induced strokes I could a couple of years ago. My wife had a CAD stroke in the summer of 2012, she was 36 at the time. The idea that some of these are spontaneous is flawed, some people simply do not remember a significant event which could have caused…

Holy god damn shit, are a you a concussion denier? I mean that might as well be a thing right? Are you trolling or just wildly stupid? Deadspin has plenty of bias in various reporting, but any possessing a brain understands that football players are subject to dangerous trauma due to the number of hits to the head…

Wait, I thought it was 'cause Ortiz MURDERS the baseball. Like OJ murdered those people.