Are we just gonna let "selfie" become a synonym for photo? Because she's obviously posing for a photo with Pussy Riot while other people are handling the photography. Nothing about this makes it a selfie.

Yeah, but just wait till the first Yankees - Red Sox game.

Originally everyone was supposed to get a stuffed dog but the taxidermists couldn't work fast enough.

Yes. Agreed. If state law doesn't require it, then I think that it's better to not volunteer that information unless specifically asked. Some officers are going to not like that you have a weapon. It's going to put most of them "on edge." If you can deal with the traffic stop without it even coming up as a topic,…

If we learned anything from Interpol's investigation into match-fixing in soccer, it's that criminals target the minor leagues because players aren't as well paid and the financial incentive to fix games is relatively higher.

So what I don't get is, what's in it for these UTEP guys who are already compensated with…

I also use, "If I died and someone had to clean out my house, would I be embarrassed?"

This stupid state ruins everything. Why do we live here??

Nobody really likes turkey

You're obviously not up on the latest in Monsanto's bioengineering technology. Their Hamncheese tree is truly a sight to behold!

That would be a lot more impressive if it weren't the same 3 clips repeated ad nauseum.

“I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” – Marsha Doble

What does it mean that he has been "uncooperative" with the police, and why is that necessarily a bad thing? According to me, when a car rented in your name has something to do with a murder, the only thing to do is to shut your word-hole and let your lawyer do all the talking. If that gets labeled "uncooperative",…

I can't finish this article because that shelf is so untidy. Would someone please show the individual who owns those books how to arrange them. I can't look. Dear God, The Horror, The Horror!

Barry- next Tuesday is the double header.

/"See You Next Tuesday" joke here