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Ugh. I’m so sick of this. She is a perfectly lovely looking woman. They took one horrible photo of her and plastered it all over the internet. It’s disgusting and sad. She is perfectly lovely and beautiful and if you don’t think so I am sad for you and my god, your standards of beauty are so fucked up

BEAUTY THREAD!

This could not have come at a better time; I do indeed need “an image to keep [me] from becoming sexually aroused, eating, sleeping, or going outside.” Finally a cure for my exhibitionism/narcolepsy (secondary to election-stress-induced overeating)!

Then again, here’s Hefner being a fucking madman about why the rabbit represents women:

For the summary alone, that needs to be an episode of How Did This Get Made?

If any female politician had done something similar...

I know he’s fully clothed & all, but I really found something about this video to be obscene. Maybe it’s him jizzing a champagne bottle on a bunny face?

Not sure how to feel about this.

I know a lot of people are dismissing this because he wasn’t nude or participating in the sexual acts. However, I would bet my life that if Alicia Machado or Hillary Clinton or any other women not approved by Trump appeared in a porn in this manner he would throw a fit about it.

IMDb plot summary. Is this the link between DTrump and the mob we all knew existed?

“Okay ladies, now we’re going to pour this insect vomit on you, and we want you to rub it all over yourselves.”

I have never had much respect for the political evangelicals, but there ferverent support of Donald Trump highlights just what hypocrites they are. It should have happened a long time ago, but I hope this is the election the media stop pretending they are legit.

The vampires, led by Peter Thiel, banded together and funded daywalker stem cell cream.

His kids don’t have mouths. All of them inherited the butthole on the face.

I’m vomitting and calling him a cat murdering asshole at the same time because it has to be said.

This is all I can see when I look at him:

said it before...

How dare you besmirch Odo.

If I met the Trump boys my first questions would be:

How did Trump Jr. ever wind up with Lwaxana Troi?