That is sad. At least let the poor things fuck before they die!

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Ugh! As a graduate student of Native American/Indigenous studies, curse you and this entire thread for making me laugh. 😀😭

Yes! I’ve tried several of the cleaning waters mentioned upthread, but this Sephora one is by far the best. It does not irritate my super sensitive eyes, or leave residue on my contact lenses. It also removes waterproof makeup.

Yes! I’ve tried several of the cleaning waters mentioned upthread, but this Sephora one is by far the best. It does…

He's 26 years old?! LOL

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He has too many damn icons on his desktop!

The first couple looks oddly conservative. It looks like they were trying shit on together in a hot H&M dressing room, and forgot to tuck in and button up. Dude’s shirt also looks like it has a priest’s collar (is that a choker he is wearing?), and he has armpit sweat.

Inbee Park, South Korea, first woman to win Gold in golf in over 100 years

That is a pretty impressive neck.

That’s who Lochte was reminding me of! So uncanny.

Yes! I live in a rural area in California 100 miles from the nearest soul cycle. I take spin classes at my two regular gyms, and the three instructors are actual real cyclists that know what they are doing. The classes are also a full hour (I’ve taken longer ones at locations out of my area), not a measly 45 minutes,…

Yes, my kids call him Donald “Butthole Lips” Trump.

Well it’s either her or King Joffrey.

I would need about 20 tablets of lactaid in order to digest that.

A meatball made out of bacon.

That looks generic as fuck.

Well if you want to be pedantic, but we humans don’t normally refer to the teats of other mammals besides humans as “tits.”

Needs more tit milk.

The Chinese Exclusion Act (1882) is one of the more explicit ones.