How does that change the fucking context of her statement? There have been PLENTY of laws, rules, regulations based on the race and religion of immigrants, and descendants of immigrants. Do yourself a favor and go back to high school or Google the various immigration acts, laws, and quotas that were enacted throughout…

He’s even got an extra tittie on his side.

I volunteer as tribute!

A fart silencer? LOL

I immediately thought of Nick’s old man outfit.

My daughter has active shooter drills at her elementary school. One of the saddest things that I ever heard was that if the children can’t hide or are being blocked by the intruder, they are instructed to fight for their lives by all throwing chairs, binders, etc. at the person to try to get away. This disturbed me…

It is not a briefcase. I have an elementary school age kid, and these pencil cases are quite popular. It is not as big as you think. They are slightly longer than the pencils they hold. You can fit a small calculator in there, mini note pads, and other misc little items kids like to carry around. Hardly a Die Hard…

That's what step stools are for!

An ex of mine was 6’5” and I 5’4” as well. We shared a twin bed in a tiny bedroom when we were young and poor, living in a big house full of roomies. A twin bed! He would place a pillow at the foot of the bed so that his feet could hang off lol.

A guy said to me once that lesbians are not really real, because women could never truly “fuck” each other (because apparently dicks and dick-fucking are needed to legitimize relationships). Did we know the same guy?

I feel so badly for the little girl. She’s going to grow up and find out about this, that her parents took the sperm bank to court because her own ethnicity was making them feel “stressful.” What the fuck year from do we live in again? It's not 1950. Fuck these terrible parents. I have one daughter but cannot have any…

They were probably used for their Eyes Wide Shut parties.

Starred for the comment and for the Dalek.

Looks like the past few ok Cupid dates I’ve had (huge eyeroll).

Can people really just drop off their pets to have them euthanized? Wow.

People around here are beginning to paint their lawns green, I’m shitting you not. My brain could not process it when I first saw someone doing that.

You think that we are butthurt over this because of our supposed jealousy caused by never being accepted into a frat or a sorority during our college days?

Ugh, that’s terrible, I’m sorry. My grandpa, whom I love very much, served as a field medic in both Korea and Vietnam and received awards for valor, but sadly he easily could have been one of those elderly shit-talking men at your office (he’s white, I’m mixed-race). It’s incredibly hurtful to me, and we’ve had to…

You need this.

I am a University of CA grad student and have student loan debt from my undergrad and grad program. We are funded through GSR and TA assistantships (plus some tuition/fee remission), but this amount is well under $20,000 per year. There is a very limited amount of competitive summer funding, and not everyone receives…