I’m an independent in Ohio......voting 100% democrat this year. Fuck these clowns.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

I don’t think the revelation that Trump is a sexual predator is the reason he’s almost certain to lose the election — his numbers were tanking before the Access Hollywood tape leaked, and he’s a megalomaniac who is incapable running a workable campaign because he can’t let go of petty grievances long enough to focus…

So much this. His sons are the same way. Both look like they’re (poorly) cosplaying Wall Street.

My magnificent beard is saturated in vomit.

I think its John Mulaney who has an incredible joke about Trump being a hobo’s ideal of a rich person.

Yeah, despite the Mexican heritage, mine is quite fine and sparse, so it’s easy for me to talk as well. I didn’t even consider the time and pain involved. I can see it being worth it for a trans person in pursuit of a body that matches their soul - or even anyone who wants to do it, I’m not judging. But man....it’s…

Plus legs have a lot of surface area and laser hurts like a mother fucker. I knew some trans women who got it done and they said it was like snapping a rubberband against your leg for every single follicle. I think I’d rather have hairy legs, honestly, but I’m blonde so that’s easy for me to say.

Make America Regurgitate Again™

Let’s zoom in a little bit....wait...WHAT IS THAT!?!?!

Ditto. On another note, I used to work for a guy that got his whole beard laser-ed off. He said that he was a professional and would never be able to (career-wise) grow a beard and was saving himself a lifetime of shaving.

Beards were always more a feature of leftist philosophers (take Marx and Bakunin, for example - those were BEARDS).

I think the most obvious way to “enhance” a photo of Cruz would be to remove him from it

Also, I want you to have to enhance photos of Ted Cruz.

I wish Obama would grow a full beard and afro before January. There’s still time. It might not be as glorious as it would have been if he were already on his way, but it would be pretty damn awesome. I say after the election when everything is settled, just go into full on IDGAF hair mode.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

With the goal that maybe we can help them get to a place in life where they’re better than what they are now. Building a rapport with them is half the battle.

Pete Burns from Dead or Alive just died too, sadly. Heart attack at 57. Too young, too young!

In hindsight, I might be a liberal, feminist killjoy of a Catholic geologist out of a subconscious need to spite this dude and his shitty comics I was inundated with as a kid. I had a literal shoebox full of them.

My favorite was the gay bar called Gay Bar.