Donald going to prison would almost make this whole disaster of an election cycle worth it.

My Favorite part of the whole debate was how the audience audibly laughed when he said he had the ‘best temperament.’

Even if there is a sex tape, who cares? Clinton wins from this because he is diverting his energy towards attacking a non-politician. Most people are turned off by this, whether they like Machado or not.

Candidate running for the President of the United States ladies and gents. Good Luck to you America.

He probably uses software like TweetDeck to schedule them to go out at certain times just to fuck with us.

Let’s get some things straight...

In all seriousness, people voting for this guy need to have their citizenship revoked and be immediately exiled.

The best/worst/most predictable part of this is that she wasn’t even in a sex tape — she just posed topless for Playboy.

He’s rapidly unravelling in front of our eyes and I love watching it. He’s going from “unfit to be called President” to “unfit to be considered sane”.

Meanwhile, Trump has been reading up in preparation for the next debate:

At 5'9 and 145 pounds I’m technically in the healthy range but several men have told me I’m fat or they miss how I used to look. I struggle with binge-eating disorder and anorexia and alcohol abuse, so, yeah, I’ve packed on some weight. I used to be 118 pounds and now I’m not.

As a chubby kid with a mom like yours, I feel your pain. I basically became a drug addict because of my desire to stay skinny. Now after losing everything and going to jail, I’ve decided to get clean and it’s sick the thing I’m most upset about is the weight gain. Not losing my job, car, friends or going to jail,…

I’m amazed more people(i.e. men) don’t know about this.
There used to be an unspoken rule in a certain type of WASPy household that the mom of the family ate a salad while the rest of the family ate the same actual supper. Then, when the daughter got to be 12 or so, the mom casually informed her she would only be…

My MIL, who was the size & shape of a broom handle, used to comment on my weight every time I saw her. I’m about 50lbs overweight (sweets keep me chunky) but I go to cardio class 4 times a week and lift weights once a week. I am way more fit than she ever was. Even when I was thin, I was never happy with my body…

Dayuuuuum, she looks amazing

I can’t even allow the sarcasm to happen here.

When I was 9, my mom took me to classes called “the body shop” where I learned how to restrict my calories and dress in dark colors to look skinnier - I had a workbook and homework and everything. When I was 16, my grandfather informed me that I needed to lose weight “for the good of the family.” Over the years, I…

This is how “fat” Alicia Machado was:

Fuck both of these assholes. The kind of body shaming women have to deal with is almost incomprehensible to some men. I had to explain to my S.O. that my mother used to restrict my diet so much that I was consuming under 700 calories a day as a growing 12 year old. And I had to do even more gentle explaining that yes,…

I don’t what’s more confounding about this article: the Log Cabin Republicans’ existence or the fact Newt was talking to the Log Cabin Republicans.