Went there over Christmas with the Mini Self Haters for the first time in 30 years. I should have worn sweat pants and damn near pulled over in Lancaster on the way home to get a hotel room because I needed a nap.

I got a bad stomach bug last year and had no ginger ale. The only thing I could keep down was my favorite blueberry seltzer.

I grew up very close to my mother’s Jewish side of the family and loved every minute I got to spend with them until the salmon was brought out. I hated it them, hate it now. When I moved to Hawaii, I was frequently asked “You finally eating salmon out there?” Mashuganah please, we eat tuna!

Look, the one woman in his universe that can actually smile. (She is adding up the billable hours in her head).

You had Lil Wayne at cough drop.

90 minutes for a business breakfast? I was at a marketing conference last year and we had a “business breakfast” that lasted 30 minutes. If it goes longer than that, the meeting either needs to be in the conference or held over till Happy Hour.

Get Dewey and Greg together and I will donate to your kickstarter.

You leave Gen X out of this...or whatever, I don’t care.

I’m have Millennials that work for me and I have never once received a text with “...” in it from them, in a personal or work text. Now, the Boomers that I work with use it all the time.

I tried a dark meat chicken sandwich a few week ago and gave it...

I love vegetables, I love ice cream.

I have been a lifelong black coffee drinker but I noticed when I stopped drinking soda last year I have had cravings to add cream and sugar as well. 

I put the Everything but the Bagel seasoning on top of cottage cheese and then top it with a fried egg. Perfect sunday morning breakfast or drunken late night snack.

A few years ago the Minis and myself stopped at KFC after getting the Christmas tree and it has become our tradition. We get it once a year and I am not afraid to admit, the steak fries are mine and mine alone. I would be willing to get the fries if they are seasoned as well.

Not sure if there is one food is but it is defintly seved farm to table at a one word named restaurant that has shitty lighting due to having nothing but Edison lights.

First thought when I saw the main picture was Kinish from Rounders.

Dear Common Servant,

I have “forgotten” to add turkey/roast beef/corned beef to the sandwiches soon as I have the Grandma Utz laid on that bread. I wouldn’t even know how to eat a sandwich that didn’t have chips on it.

Sex.

I’m not going to CA for that! I’m too busy bidding on an old waffle iron, gotta make sure I outbid TallTyrionLannister for this bad boy.