The same people who look down on WIC and SNAP being used in the grocery stores are rocking Support The Troops bumper stickers on their cars not realizing that active duty military are paid so poorly that they are qualifying for WIC and SNAP at higher rates than “those people” who are getting it now...fucking heartless…

Hate to be the one to break it to you but if you go there you are still going to end up at a diner eating ALL the bacon and eggs...not just a lot of bacon and eggs, ALL the bacon and eggs.

How does this waste of DNA not have a job in the White House?

If it’s just for the jukebox can I pick the Starlight Dinner with John Mulaney?

I know it is probably the same as any other place but I really want to have breakfast at JJ’s Diner.

It’s funny. I was at my max 280 (few years ago) and got down to 195 before a doctor friend saw me at the gym at yelled at me to put some weight back on so I got out of the bartending life and went to an office job and jumped back to 260 quick. I’m holding steady at 230 now but I am also not swimming currently, which…

Today I learned that tots and fries are made from different potatoes and the BK won’t have Zesty sauce.

Not a big deal, I still have tater tots.

I was a swimmer/water polo player. I spent many years praying to hit 200lbs. I would love to be able to be able to say the same thing now lol.

Issei Noodle in Carlisle, I go there every Friday night for dinner. It’s my happy place.

Funny thing is I moved back over a decade ago and (while still not great) there are a bunch of really good quality restaurants in this area. They are hard to find at times and many don’t last long because the general public around here are still upset we don’t have a Cheesecake Factory here.

Harrisburg, the black hole of food culture unless its chain restaurants.

Imagine being 19 years old, growing up in Central FL and PA and never being exposed to any of this. Now take that kid and put him on a Navy ship visiting Australia, Hong Kong, the Phillipines all while being home ported in Pearl Harbor...yeah, there was reason that I went from 6'4" 169 to 6'4" 190 very quickly and…

I do trust myself but I don’t need a 2o lb turkey. I’m making a meal for myself and then leftovers for a few days, not feeding the entire USS Lake Erie.

Where are you people finding 10 lb birds? I went to multiple grocery stores over the weekend looking for a small turkey since it’s just me this year and the smallest I could find was 16 lbs.

Really awesome wood fired pizza place at a farmer’s market near me makes a brussel sprout pizza (I adore brussel sprouts, I love my tuesday night brussel sprout tacos.) that looks great and I was so excited to try. 11 year old MiniSelfHater was excited as well.

You are correct but I like my name better and that is what I shall be calling.

Absolutly unacceptable, nobody should go to work fearing as if their safety is in danger...except for Arby’s employees who choose to eat there. Those psychopaths know what the deal is.

Bell’s is releasing a Half Hearted Ale next year (it might be out in their tasting room now) that is a 110 cal 3.7% ABV version of Two Hearted. It will replace Two Hearted in my fridge but not when I go to my local for happy hour.

I was a professional drinker until my late 30's. Funny how leaving that industry and moving to a quiet office life will mellow you out fast.