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Go fuck yourself, bootlicker.

We’re .. we’re not really talking about the Titanic here, are we?

Not wholly accurate — the head of the shipping company was pressuring the captain to beat the Atlantic crossing time achieved by one of their other ships, but an actual speed record wasn’t even possible. (RMS Titanic was simply too big for that.)

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

Must be visiting BYU

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

Yet another Deadspin staffer bitter at the success of the mighty Oakland Athletics

I once made a double play in little league baseball while daydreaming because the ball got hit into my out stretched glove while standing on 2nd base

Nah.

Kershaw in the World Series or me in therapy?

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

The following is an excerpt from my new screenplay, Hamilton’s Terrible, No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Day.