Remember that it wasn’t just an iceberg, but excessive speed - due to an attempt by the skipper to make the transatlantic voyage in record time - that let the Titanic to crash. It wasn’t just bad luck, but also ambition, that caused the disaster.

Let them see you struggle and they’re going to tear you apart
You ain’t never been no virgin, kid, you were fucked from the start

I nominate Total Football:

Get out the way, let Casper drive!

Thanks for everything!

Spim Janfeller, or Spam Jinfeller?

Favorite hill bombs? Sean Young tearing down Gough in the rain in “Fucktards” is good:

I dunno, maybe something is different this year:

Remember Trot Nixon?

I batted .000 not one but two seasons in little league

Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ

I guess you could say it was... time to pay the price

Your mom fuckin’ rules

The dems should be courting someone like RoseAnn Demoro for 2020, not someone who’s been incubating in the basement of the Center for American Progress for 18 months.

The Cavs Hit A Home Run

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Dunk! Everyone who says “lucky swing” here is acting like even an above-average, fairly athletic individual wouldn’t have a hard time hitting a meatball past the infield dirt, let alone 400 feet!

Finding Dory’s climax hinges on the inherent cuteness of otters