*scrolls down*

Filed to: POSSIBLE HAMNO POST TITLES

Is this where I post my fantasy football roster shots?

Let’s be fair though; the real reason to be a juror on this case is how it gives you a platform for honing your juror skills, building your brand as a juror, and attaining more high-profile jury stints as you develop your career.

the jurors for this case are going to be paid more than SB Nation site managers

Home run? Never thought you’d be the first to cave in to AP style, Tom.

Thank your stars you were sick the day they fought to preserve our right to watch the Knicks. The guilt would be unbearable.

I must correct Jane Lee; the correct plural is Boogs Powell.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Jets jerseys I’ve bought and what followed:

Easy. Their franchise was built on an Ancient Native American stereotype and is thus cursed.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

“Strong home run”? I don’t understand. Is that like dinging a deep dong? Donging a schlong in the ding dang? Or Deep donging a dinger in it’s ding dong?