As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.

This is almost certainly a case of Secret Service orders overriding the Quirks & Features of the Nantucket of Michigan

This is almost certainly a case of Secret Service orders overriding the Quirks & Features of the Nantucket of Michigan

The Kennedy name. Woohoo. Also a wishy washy liberal, what's not to love. Vague platitudes. Woohoo. So excited. The Democratic Party needs to die and a leftist party to come into existence. 

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

Is that what he thinks? Or did he think that he had a responsibility to hold a presser (league-mandated) of a certain length (league-mandated) and the authority (self-imposed) to set the parameters of that engagement before leaving it when those parameters weren’t observed? You saw what you wanted to see. I saw a guy…

That’s not irony; that’s editorial independence.

god smack me down for defending the patriots but the accusations didn’t come out until after they signed him. they had no idea about them.

A lot of people seem to not remember the way-back-when days of 2014 & 2015 but — Warren was the front-runner to campaign against Clinton from the left in 2016. She was certainly the highest-profile option. She was in the Senate and didn’t run, eventually endorsed Clinton. One big reason Sanders got his huge, huge…

Ageed. Chiropractors shouldn’t be allowed to operate.

This moron is in the black, and I’m in the gray. It’s a mixed up world we live in.

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

I love how conservatives try to depict California cities as these vile, miserable wastelands that nobody wants to live in, at the same time as housing prices here continue to skyrocket.

Nice post.

lol 

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

Lol.

Sorry I snapped at you. Bad day at the office, and I encountered a Trumpster yesterday who threatened my sanity. If that wasn’t enough, I had to watch a kitty dying in the street, waiting for Animal Control to come get him. I was a dick.

I was going to say, apart from the racism, a lot of what I read here is the same type of humor I see in Deadspin articles and comments.