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Then go with the rocket option, stages.

Yeah, I’m just saying Tesla can’t do it fast enough on its own. Why not give me a couple bil and I’ll take a shot?

Bahahaha Jason you king

“Daddy, why must you leave me and go back to working for an herb?”

Deadspin forever.

ok boomer

It was right around the time a private equity firm bought up my town and started making everything even remotely fun illegal. It was a lot like the movie Footloose, but in reverse, and without a young Kevin Bacon to make it entertaining. I was at least lucky enough that they didn’t run the foodies out of town; they

Seems an appropriate topic, given that Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment are gutless fucking turds.

Oh, great anecdote!

I stopped trick or treating around the time I realized two absolute failures in Jim Whogivesafuck and Paul IdontknowwhatImdoing were destroying all value in their own media properties because they’re too stupid to manage it properly.

After Jim Spanfeller touched me.

I stopped trick or treating to call Out the c-suite gutless turds at G/O for shutting down commenting at deadspin. It really takes talent to ruin a great and profitable website because reasons. Eat shit, dicklicks. 

Well, I hear unions are pretty good at that sort of thing!

There is one, but it requires commitment.

Fuck Jim Spanfucker

You’re missing the best of all, r/maliciouscompliance, which may have too many fictional tales on it nowadays but still contains many stories of what’s the perfect revenge - getting even by following the rules.

Are there any resources for getting back at VC assholes?

Just a clarification, USC is a private school.