O resin tree, o resin tree
How lovely are thy crosslinks
O resin tree, o resin tree
How lovely are thy crosslinks

We'll brand it "Green" in summertime
For subsidies in wintertime
O "carbon sink", o resin tree
How lovely is the write-off

I only got you out of the grays, because it should be very clear without Gizmodo that Elon Musk has done plenty of public interviews and interactions where he comes off as a clear, undisputable asshole.

This has been an enjoyable thread. For some reason it harkens me back to comments sections of green and clean tech blogs starting in the late aughts/early teens (and going forward). It was like certain keywords would trigger a bat signal to summon fans, aficionados, enthusiasts and the army of fanboys to swarm.

Been doing astrophotography long have you?

no.

A conflict of interest is NOT when two parties have different goals. Good lord, man. I was mostly trolling you, but you actually don’t know what it is?A conflict of interest is when a SINGLE party has two conflicting obligations. So a newspaper criticizing oil companies while at the same time taking advertising money…

I’m not sure if you’re aware, but the author has nothing to do with how G/O advertises, but go off I guess.

Then go with the rocket option, stages.

Yeah, I’m just saying Tesla can’t do it fast enough on its own. Why not give me a couple bil and I’ll take a shot?

Bahahaha Jason you king

“Daddy, why must you leave me and go back to working for an herb?”

Deadspin forever.

ok boomer

I stopped trick or treating around the time I realized two absolute failures in Jim Whogivesafuck and Paul IdontknowwhatImdoing were destroying all value in their own media properties because they’re too stupid to manage it properly.

After Jim Spanfeller touched me.

Facebook does their thing because they are craven shitheads. Twitter does their thing because they are craven shitheads. Don’t ever stop calling the craven shitheads craven shitheads.

I stopped trick or treating to call Out the c-suite gutless turds at G/O for shutting down commenting at deadspin. It really takes talent to ruin a great and profitable website because reasons. Eat shit, dicklicks. 

RIP Deadspin

Deadspin Forever

Just a clarification, USC is a private school.