Hate to be a pedant, but plant-based fuels are not completely renewable as they rely on Phosphorus, which, at the rate we’re currently mining it, is going to start running low in about 20 years.

What’s really genius about it is that Amazon artificially generated a need for video cameras on every doorstep because they ship things to your front door. If you bought things the old fashioned way, by going to the store, then you would never need a ring doorbell. Ahhh, corporate masturbation, um, uh, I mean…

Hey, uh, you know that there’s actually a lot of political opinion on jalopnik, right? I mean, all the writers have literally changed their photos to reflect their solidarity with their colleagues. What if the bossman asked Tom to stop giving car buying advice? What if he asked Torch to stop coming up with theories on…

My only disagreement with him is on JAWS; the shark wasn’t the villain, the mayor was.

Hey man, Authoritarian governments buy sneakers too!

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I thought Jim left awhile ago...

Hang on, I’m working on a spec script for this now... Any ideas for a title? Right now I’ve got it narrowed down to:

-Bunkmates
-Cell Sisters
-Big House
-Beck and Bets

How darkly humorous (but fitting) would it be if this were to be WWIII’s version of Franz Ferdinand

Arthur Jensen Adam Silver: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale Morey, and I won’t have it!

Perry: “Hey, Mr. President, would you mind making a call to President Zelensky out in Ukraine? He’s got an LNG plant he wants to talk about.”

And on top of all this, Gordon had microfracture surgery early in his career, likely affecting his post-age-28 career even more so than the average running back.

det-devil-ails, you bloody legend! Aye, Shela! Grab this bloke a stubby and a pack of menthols, we’re takin the ute out to watch the boys play some footy at the station.

He’s a confused old man who has brain damage from the untreated syphilis

I love that he thinks the path to success is by copying the playbook from someone who couldn’t beat GEORGE W BUSH. 

Joe Biden is Mitt Romney for Democrats

In my family we have a few HBIC: Head Bitches In Charge. It isn’t used as a pejorative, it’s indicative of their know how and willingness to get shit done, or their dgaf-ness for social norms when it comes to standing up for themselves.