I think a less reductive way to say it would be:

Hang on now True Detective 3 didn’t win anything?

I thought mooch was out ~15 days before he even started the job

lol

Word of the day toilet paper? Or maybe you put this comment through Grammarly before publishing it?

Man, this is articulate and well written... I was just going to say something pithy like “That’s some AJ Daulerio-level shit” Good on you.

It’s because resistance to change is coded into our country’s DNA. Our nation’s first white, theocratic, puritanical settlers were so stubborn that they abandoned western civilization to strike it out on their own in what, at the time, was virtually a swampy death trap.

Very disappointed Hamilton! I could ID Siggy’s based on how y’all described it.

$8k will get you a nice Nissan Leaf.

Fuckin Ric Ocasek died!!!??? Fuuuuuck!

To be fair, it’s not like he was working with much to begin with. 

You know as well as i do that he didn’t leave, he died. Positions at deadspin dot com are for life, and once you’ve been drained of your ability to produce quality(?) content, the corporate overlords ship you off to a paper mill, where your body is mashed into class C paper pulp and reconstituted as a free local paper.…

Yeah, because he did a really shitty job last night!

Aaaaaaaah Hahahahaha hahahaha! Yeah, he did a GREAT job, if you like your inferior dental paste demos paired with an oversized side of word salad. Get outta here with this shit.

WHO LEFT JUSTIN ROILAND OUT IN THE SUN?!

They have this thing called the Chris Ello Comedy Hour, but its a lot more tragic than it sounds. It’s a six-hour program he broadcasts out of his garage M-F. It starts off as normal enough; he has Lee “Hacksaw” Hamilton on for “The Best 15 Minutes in Radio” giving a rundown on the latest in sports news from around…

Leroy & Stitch sounds like a podcast hosted out of an American Legion bar by two octogenarians in either Aurora, IL; Kenosha, WI or Buffalo, NY

Hahaha, space for yourself in the office fridge! That’s a good one!

I’m so upset that ‘Ping’ has seeped into my everyday vernacular patois jargon colloquialism vocabumilary

Now I want a mini-spin off series on how the Scranton Strangler himself managed to become one of the core reasons why the DNC lost Pennsylvania.