For a while, my Tinder bio read:

I heartily disagree:

Taco’s El Gordo

I’m sorry, but ‘it’? C’mon man, they’re a person, use ‘them’. I see you used it later in the sentence, so maybe it was just a brain fart.

Sophomore year, JV football.

Bunting for a single is a thing, right? Wouldn’t that improve our chances?

The evidence also showed, according to the DOJ, that Scott convinced the Houston drug dealer and another drug dealer to falsely testify at a federal trial about an alleged cocaine and heroin dealer. The person was then found guilty. The court dismissed the case after learning about Scott’s intervention.

I expect a Ray Ratto and Drew Magary commercial a year from now.

Bubba Ventrone’s neck-girth is impressive, but I think Takeo still has him beat:

The NFL’s very own Kanye West

Go home capeo, last call was at 12:30

The NYU cafeteria must serve a mean Lutefisk

Wealth tax, I love it!

I’m currently on disability for Anxiety and Major Depressive Disorder, and am enrolled in an outpatient program for treatment. While the impetus for this development was initially due to personal events, my therapist and I have also determined that a large factor contributing to my condition is that I hate my job. The…

Did you hear that giant sucking sound?

Looks like a thumbnail for a Jon Bois video.

Great list 10/10

It’s like he watched Veep and was like “Hey, that sounds like a great idea!”

Nah, see, if you wanna do THAT, you gotta get into biotech. VC money helps your firm compete for government grants. Then, once you patent a gene, all your bosses get a nice fat bonus, leave the company, and start the processes all over!

This is a fantastic take on Sublime. I don’t agree with all of it (thanks nostalgia) but I really appreciate the nuance as opposed to pitchfork’s take.