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Next week it’ll be a 3,000 word screed on how Weezer’s Pinkerton was actually the germination period of toxic beta male culture.

I heard Epicurious gave him a weekly column on the art of dishwasher chicken. Print only though.

For me (and I know this only furthers your argument, but I swear it doesn’t come from a douchey place) I read the books before it was a ‘thing’ and wanted to finish the series that way before delving into the show. Ol’ George fucked that up for me, and by the time I realized the show was going to wrap up before the…

Hey buddy, uh, I want to go with the whole “we live in a society...” line, but, like, I just wanna ask what’s stopping you from driving to where you need to be, you know? Or, like, making food at home? Riiiiight? I mean, when I’m with my kids, I encourage them to make a scene, because I relish being embarrassed and…

LOVE Shakshuka! I highly recommend draping it over Farro for a bit more of a substantial meal.

A little off topic, but man they need to make alley-oops worth like 5 points or something. I get so jacked whenever I see one.

Honestly, had she been successful, her eventual tell-all memoir would have been a best seller. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if in 15 years a publisher hires a ghost writer for her and she releases one anyway. Maybe she makes a few million once it’s optioned by Warner Brothers (if they’re still around). I can see…

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That’s part of the Gawker GMG ethos though, to tell the stories that journalists talk about at the bar after work. You could argue that Deadspin is less a “sports” site and more a culture site that focuses primarily on the culture surrounding sports, including other publications/blogs that cover sports. Personally, I…

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That’s unfair, I’m sure he texted his wife sometimes...

This might be the case, but I think it’s more likely because 1) Weed is cheaper, 2) Booze has a lot of calories, and 3) Hangovers suck

Uhhhhh, NieR: Automata?

Neutral: I’m for it. I’m not too proud to admit it, but just two nights ago I was driving home late, turning left (protected) when I slammed on my brakes about 5 feet away from an old man dressed all in black. He was walking on the crosswalk perpendicular to me, despite the fact that the crosswalk indicated not to…

Two words: “The Secret”

I should add that I definitely believe this bag of mashed-up assholes deserves 30 years.

I know I’m gonna get rolled for this, but we can’t be advocating for vigilante justice in prisons. Is the guy a fuck head? Hell yeah he is, but as a believer in prison reform, and being against the death penalty, I think this kind of street justice shouldn’t be applauded, but condemned.

A little off topic, but can we PLEASE bring back header images featuring the subject of the article mid-blink? It’s a nit-pick, but I really enjoyed seeing these idiots looking like, well, idiots. Mid-sneeze would be even better!