That’s unfair, I’m sure he texted his wife sometimes...

This might be the case, but I think it’s more likely because 1) Weed is cheaper, 2) Booze has a lot of calories, and 3) Hangovers suck

Uhhhhh, NieR: Automata?

Neutral: I’m for it. I’m not too proud to admit it, but just two nights ago I was driving home late, turning left (protected) when I slammed on my brakes about 5 feet away from an old man dressed all in black. He was walking on the crosswalk perpendicular to me, despite the fact that the crosswalk indicated not to…

Two words: “The Secret”

I should add that I definitely believe this bag of mashed-up assholes deserves 30 years.

I know I’m gonna get rolled for this, but we can’t be advocating for vigilante justice in prisons. Is the guy a fuck head? Hell yeah he is, but as a believer in prison reform, and being against the death penalty, I think this kind of street justice shouldn’t be applauded, but condemned.

A little off topic, but can we PLEASE bring back header images featuring the subject of the article mid-blink? It’s a nit-pick, but I really enjoyed seeing these idiots looking like, well, idiots. Mid-sneeze would be even better!

I guess Kurt Cobain was wrong, it’s not okay to eat fish.

Fucking Roger Stone can get bail but 21 Savage can’t?! Fuckin’ A man.

Honestly, no. I’m still waiting for a doc that examines Gandhi’s Brahmacharya experiments.

First I was like, Zolof the Rock And Roll Destroyer? Then my 7 year old self was like, “Dude, it’s Doug”

The problem with covering early ninties songs is that we’d inevitably have Weezer really lean into the self parody with Weezer’s cover of Weezer’s “Undone”, now with 90% more toxic beta charm!

They see tipping as optional, and when they do tip, 10% is enough. 

Hell yeah man, this sounds great! I always worried that a return to 1950's 90% top marginal tax rate wouldn’t be enough given that most CEO’s are paid in stock nowadays. Right on!

Barclay’s online savings is at 2.2% right now.

It’s funny, TJ’s orange chicken always tops this list and it’s one of the only things we won’t buy there. For whatever the reason my entire family gets the runs from it every time we give it another chance.

Can’t you just use the iphone’s personal hotspot function? I use it with my macbook when I’m on the go, is that not possible with the ipod touch?

If they ever release Bojack Horseman and Black Mirror on BluRay, I’m out.

I am a fan of both, but I think a lot of TJ customers go there because they see it as Whole Foods junior. They would never consider Aldi as they see it as something akin to Food 4 Less.