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That sucks. I work for a company that has “unlimited” sick days. It essentially boils down to my manager always saying “well, I wish you wouldn’t take it, but I can’t say no” I’m like, what the fuck man? When I interviewed for the job you specifically mentioned it as a great perk, now you’re discouraging me from using

The real problem is that fouls play too much into strategy in the NBA. In any other sport the negatives of a penalty outweigh any benefits 95% of the time.

I prefer mine with crushed up Percocet.

Neutral: I think that I would remain pretty bullish. While the tariffs likely are affecting the Chinese market, I believe that another big reason for this blip is that we are about to have an unprecedented amount of EVs coming out in 2-5 years. I’m just some idiot on the internet, but if I wanted a new car, and I

Hey, what about a movie that’s about a heart doctor that drinks and he fucks up a surgery and kills a guy and years later the dead patient’s son magically (magically? yes, magically) forces the now reformed doctor to choose who gets to die between his wife, daughter and son as an act of revenge?

Yeah, the VAG badge was a poorly written joke. I understand what it stands for... my bad.

I have about 12 more years until my midlife crisis, thank you.

You’re right, but I wasn’t arguing that they did.

I’m sorry if this is rude, but comparing a retconned gay white dude in a video game to landmark civil rights cases made me guffaw heartily. 

A lot of valid comparisons to tesla, however I think that your overlooking one huge aspect of what VW brings to the table; price. Yes, Tesla beat VW to the punch with a lot of this technology, but their cars don’t come anywhere near that $23k price tag. I’ve wanted a Tesla since they came out, impressive vehicles for

Yeah, I’m the office’s lone Charger fan amongst a few Bears, Hawks and Pats fans. They’ve been asking me who I really think will win and I’ve been responding with “I have the Chargers beating the Chargers in New England”

Not to troll, but Greenwell is right. Ham isn’t good. It’s dry most of the time, and when it isn’t it’s because whoever made it used a shit ton of glaze so it tastes more like candy than meat. Make porchetta instead, it’s easier, cheaper and essentially just a roll of bacon. If you like the sweetness of ham, make

Ham is mediocre, and when Drew replaced poop stories with grandpa stories the jambaroo got at least 50% better because of it. Greenwell has the good takes around here, and it almost makes up for the fact she’s a raiders fan.

Really? I hear them blow their horns in Elgin all the time. I live far enough away from them that it is kinda romantic and quaint rather than really annoying.

The 911 center may have thought of it, ordered an ATT and a CTL line, but ATT (or whatever their back up carrier is) failed to indicate that the line they provided the hospital was leased from CTL. Happens too frequently.

SAVAGE, I love it.

SAVAGE, I love it.

This was a fantastic read. Not worth risking your life over of course, but still great. I’m glad you made it out of there in one piece.

“There’s always next year... wait, fuck, no there’s not”

These elitist takes make me want to barf. Every fucking time an article about Chicago is written on this site, some pud from fucking wicker park has to shit on the ‘burbs. What’s worse is I feel like it’s one of three archetypes: