I think what hamno is getting at is that teens have been doing dumb mind/body altering shit since, well, the beginning of time. The article is a critique on juvenoia, not health advice. 

This might sound weird, but if I leave the heat on full max after the initial warm up of the car, I start having trouble breathing...

Wait, I swear my last two oil changes have been with Amazon generic oil, did they change the formula? Or did Jalopnik just notice they do that?

I don’t know about that...

This whole situation feels eerily similar to what happened to Mike Fahey over at kotaku...

My jaw literally dropped. Sublime, truly.

That’s a false equivalency. The fact of the matter is that we are here, reading these blogs. We are consuming this product for what it is. If Univision fires all the staff and replaces them with shitty writers, we’re not coming back. This also applies if the staff decides to strike, and Univision replaces them with…

I’m pretty sure if there were a bunch of high school kids writing for GMG, no one would be reading GMG.

+1 high note

Neutral: It is and always will be the much (unfairly) maligned Geo Metro

I know that we all are severely disappointed in Louis CK, and shouldn’t continue to promote his work, but he had a bit about this that was hilarious and spot on.

I think it’s referencing Pepe the frog. 

No, eventually he’ll become so red-shifted that he will begin to fade out of the visible light spectrum and into the infrared spectrum.

Noted, thank you.

...The same way everyone else does?

NOOOOOOoooooOOOooooOOOOOOOO!

Ah okay, my bad, I see what you mean now. I still think that, while you’re technically correct, battery degradation due to overnight trickle charging is a bit overblown. Anecdotally, I’ve only ever had one phone die due to battery issues (iphone 4, polymer degradation), and haven’t had an issue with battery life with…

This is a myth

Remember, you can always order your Starbucks latte “half-caff”.

There’s been several different species of insect that have gone extinct since the inception of the McRib. I’m not saying that’s what they’re made out of, but I’m not NOT saying that either.