It was my understanding that the insect it was made out of went extinct.

True men don’t poke eyeballs

Ah, that sucks. Just went through that with my gas provider actually. Why is it that utility companies always use payment portals from like, 1999?

Very interesting, I’m sorry that happened to you. Did you change addresses or anything? How long have you been using the service?

An easy way to get half of the energy you consume at home from green resources for free is to sign up with Arcadia Power. They even have an option to upgrade to 100% renewables (it’s about $4 bucks extra a month, depending on how much power you use). I’ve been using them for about two years now with no issues. The…

Chicago area Trader Joe’s tend to have a great selection of local beers that are regularly rotated. No refrigeration, but an even balance of cans/bottles and everything from farmhouse ales to imperial stouts. The ‘make your own six pack’ makes it convenient to try out a new beer while also grabbing stuff you know you…

I’m sorry, how does someone one born in 1997 idolize someone that retired in 1998 while growing up? That be like me idolizing Natrone Means or Emmit Smith instead of LaDainian Tomlinson and Priest Holmes.

Welp, just got done burning my Bible. This article is now my creed and will be the ethos of the Hipster family tree for generations to come.

My son likes to play mad libs with google home. I walked into the living room on Saturday to hear this:

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

Thank you so much for this idea. I’ve been doing it for about two weeks now and it’s helped tremendously.

Motorcycle riders tend to lane split between two cars going 75+mph.

Don’t wanna include healthcare in that lot?

I’ve always wondered this and maybe someone on here can enlighten me, a person who has never been to NYC... Has the subway always been like this? Or did the floods of superstorm Sandy kind of trigger it?

I used to have a major problem with this. While I still struggle with it at times, I’ve started “paying down” these debits by adopting a project management technique we use at work; sprints.

I really wanted to like this movie, but left disappointed. Too long, protagonist was pretty bland, CGI was wanting for a movie this recently made. Also, I was rooting for MBJ’s character the whole time, because it seems ridiculous for a society to isolate itself to the extent Wakanda did. I definitely got Trump-like…

I take it you don’t load and unload 20-40 pound kids while they are kicking and screaming regularly. I did it for two years in an Impreza hatchback. When I finally bit the bullet and got a Forester, I understood why people buy crossovers. That lift and high roofline is extremely convenient. 

We’ve solved this problem, it’s called a rear-facing car seat. Scale it up to adult size and I would happily fall asleep in one. 

Back when I was a landscaper and could handle the carb-bomb, my favorite lunch was microwaved velveeta mac and cheese mixed with lime flamin’ hot Cheetos

I second your second second