Here’s an intentional dig: I thought Amanda Seyfried was Madonna in that picture.

Honestly, I was kinda expecting the Spanish Inquisition...

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

The only person more obsessed with maligning Hillary Clinton than Trump is Katherine Krueger. Shame Splinter enables this bizarre obsession.

“Should I plan to break up with someone at a restaurant?”

Sort of the way Tina Fey, Kate McKinnon, and Melissa McCarthy live in that place with dirtbags like Alec Baldwin and John Hamm? Like Pamala Adlon lived in that place all those years working with Louis CK, even though the rumors about his behavior were well known? The way all the women who work with Russell Crowe,…

I bet if she were “acting up” they would have diverted the plan with no problem. AA needs to get the shit sued out of them.

Oh for fuck’s sake. One-third of a shitty beer isn’t going to give your kid fetal alcohol syndrome. And if the drink you received tasted “odd,” SEND IT BACK YOU WEAK IDIOT. You are the customer and you have every right to receive what you ordered.

That would have been so good, lol. It’s been fixed now, though.

Splinter gotta Splinter.

Make no mistake about it, Melania Trump is a deplorable.

That is why I checked out of using technology completely. Right now I’m carving this comment onto the hickory stump behind the barn.

It has a ton to do with sexism. Even if there were other factors involved, to deny that sexism played a role in how she was perceived is to be willfully ignorant.

It’s one thing to not like a candidate because of personality, but for people who saw and heard Trump and said, “yeah, imma vote for him because, you know, I just don’t like Hillary.”

Yeah. This here feels like, to me, as if someone took a doodle that Picasso drew on a cocktail napkin he threw away and claimed it should be in a museum.

No matter what happens, the American public will never accept any responsibility for anything, ever. To them, politicians come out of some sort of political miasma, as if they don’t have any ability to do anything. It’s fatalistic and allows bad players to come to power, because it’s easier to do nothing than to try.

Just curious, did your foot doctor also tell you to try to have fun no matter what you do?

No. If Prince wanted us to hear that track, he would have done something vague and sly and released himself. This cash grab his bum ass family is doing is making them look even thirstier than Jermaine Jackson’s shoe polish guy