Selena MacIntosh
selenamac
8/30/19
11:06 AM
36

The user name of the guy you replied to is a slur used by white supremacists who think they’re super clever. Not calling you out, just a PSA for yet another stupid, cruel phrase stupid, cruel people use to be stupid and cruel. Don’t give him any more oxygen, let the rot eat him up from the inside.

8/16/19
10:45 AM
2

They did not cover “protect children from swarms of bees” in my undergrad. I worked in an underfunded district, so there were plenty of building-based issues to fight, but the bees were my trial by fire. Read more

8/15/19
10:25 AM
9

When I was a teacher, in a building without air conditioning or window screens, there were yellow jacket nests under the playground, which my classroom faced. Every day from 11a to 1p was a battle against yellow jackets. We all kept boxes of baking soda in our classrooms to paste up and put on stings, and we fashioned Read more

8/3/19
12:51 PM
14

I mean, complaining about ClashTalk on Splinter sends more people to seek out ClashTalk to complain about Splinter. Read more

7/26/19
1:24 PM
6

I was coming here to comment that I thought Jia was fine, but then I read this, and now I can’t stop laughing. I stand corrected. 

7/20/19
4:42 PM
4

So, my dad is a (non-active) Shriner, and the little cars are the best part of any parade I’ve ever been to. This Mormon parade is a bit scary, but that’s because Mormons are so nice, I assume they’re hiding something. So blonde. So chipper. 

7/18/19
10:00 PM
7

It could be worse, it could be unironically “supposebly,” which is how I read it the first time. I had half a Clashtalk post typed out before I realized I misread it. 

7/18/19
2:46 PM
3

Good luck! I’m rooting for you, and then you’d be my favorite person at G/O, by like, a landslide. 

7/12/19
10:40 AM
11

My last flight was an overnight long-haul in the aisle seat in front of the only working bathroom in coach. Every person on that plane touched my seat, many of whom had just coughed or sneezed into their hands.  Read more

7/5/19
12:00 PM
6

So under socialism, she’d still be pushed out of her job because she’s too old. How is that better? 

6/26/19
5:23 PM
5

I mean, this is a man who has eaten a lot of spit, or worse, nearly every time he’s gone out to eat, because you know he’s a douche to the service industry. At least he knew about this spit. Dollar store Odo here is going to be just fine.