I’m not sure I’d lose sleep over whether I could cast her for my TR film. Not knocking her ability but she’s not exactly a draw. I guess the problem is most of the big-name actresses who could pull box office for a woman-led action film are already tied up with Marvel somehow.

‘”So, wait. If someone snatches it up, they can’t cast Ally V for the sequel?"' They could for the right price. But that's a discussion to be had betwixt her agent and the buyer. Also they'd need to either procure the funds to do so or most likely offer her a percentage of the film's gross.

Isn’t he a racist piece of shit? 

You’ve made this sound not at all convoluted.

I’M SORRY, DOES THE VANISHER PULL OUT A GUITAR WHILE WEARING A FUR-LINED BATHROBE AND SING ABOUT SEEING THROUGH LEAD?

Lesbian Vampire Graduate School

Awww diddums is worried the big scary Black folks are gonna tear his old ass up 😂 I mean, if you’re worried the state of Georgia can’t guarantee your safety, maybe… don’t hunt down Black folks like animals and murder them? I dunno. Just spitballin’ here.

You’ll have to settle for her pussy candles.

Xenomorphs hybridise with whatever lifefeforms’ chests they burst out of. What we think of as a “standard” Xenomorph is one that was born from a human host. In Prometheus and Covenant, we see an Engineer-based Xenomorph, and then the results of David introducing first Shaw and then more human hosts into the mix until…

I say it in front of my kids every time we get Amazon.  They’re getting into their late teens now so I’m so close to them watching the movie and, I dunno, maybe laughing out loud at the scene?

Man, Goop sells some weird, pricey shit.

I prefer to not put their name in even digital print unless completely necessary, which is pretty much never.

I refuse to believe this is worse than BvS, Justice League and WW1984.

Considering how antagonistic we are toward the writers, editors, and executives, I’m just amazed it didn’t happen sooner. But I think it’d be great if it all just turned into a long-term game of comradely snarking.

I’d be shocked if Tina Fey didn’t take over when Michaels retires. 

Kenan as Lorne’s replacement?

There’s so much in the world that’s impermanent, and I like a bit of consistency.

What? Like what else am I going to do on a Saturday night?

I don’t watch or particularly like SNL these days but I think it should just go on forever.

Why dont they give Keenan Lourne’s job? The man has been doing sketch comedy since he was a kid.