Ever ate at a Taco Bell in Florida?  Yeah, you’ve eaten snake.

The problem is that will be the exact movie you get.  Top Gun: X-Wing.  Wonder Woman was pretty much the first Captain America almost beat for beat with the same poorly written stereotyped characters and sloppy conclusion.  Why should we expect this to be any different?

Scream 7:  Show Me the Money!!!!!!

I have, but it was a midnight showing of Priscilla Queen of the Desert at the Paramount in the mid 90s.

Like a mix between an AMC Eagle and a Gremlin...  nostalgia is kicking in...

I replied to a post a couple of months ago along these same lines about Galaxies being way ahead of its time and got clowned by the crowd hard. Now I read the comments on this article and everyone’s nodding like bobbleheads?

Gabby Johnson would like a word, not that you’d understand it.

  I would figure the easy answer would be at high noon. At dawn is more a samurai thing.

I wonder if they’re going to force you to find replacements for all the 10mm sockets you lose?  Only so much suspension of disbelief I can tolerate.

Or their pimp?

Or the bald guy with the RKO microphone-translator who threatened the Emperor with fun times in the pain amplifier?

Or the bald guy with the RKO microphone-translator who threatened the Emperor with fun times in the pain amplifier?

Shae “Trunk” Gibbon - Rimworld Pawn

Yeah, back then. Now? Ehhhh. Plus it seems like it’d be too easy for them to look at our current sociopolitical culture and just drop 12 songs titled “We Told You So 20 Years Ago.”

What else do we really need from them?

I mean, having been a Day 1 Galaxies player that’s not a high bar. Galaxies was a vacuous wasteland for a looong time. It very much got by simply because it was Star Wars.

  This take is so blasphemous I pulled out for an OP instead of burying it in the subs.

Not true. Uncharted was just “Lara Croft 2: Now With Cock.”  I don’t deal in grand generalities.

Kinda hoping they’ll let you do special modifications to the ship. I mean, if you’re gonna give us “Solo 2: Now With Tits”, at least give us the ability to outrun Imperial slugs and go .5 past lightspeed (and have the hyperdrive shit the bed at the least opportune time).

Just more evidence that the bourgeoise are training their spawn to be violently opposed to anything that threatens their wealth.