Please! My penis can only get so erect!

Samarelle Taylor-Fanning Weaving. Don’t forget the other triplet.

That particular Voltron may pierce my heart with a blazing sword any time she wants to!
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The gap between Anya Taylor-Joy and Elle Fanning continues to shrink. Soon we’ll see the rise of an all-powerful Anya Taylor-Fanning.

Rimworld would let you steal everyone’s organs and replace them with shoddy mechanical knockoffs, then force them to dig you tunnels until they died.

I almost feel bad for his sycophants. They are under the illusion that his interest in these projects implies technical ability in said field. They don’t grasp that Musk has an autistic hyperfixation on these things and that Musk has the money to throw at these projects until they reach a level of success. Musk’s…

Do you think no one every criticized Steve Jobs?  Fuck that guys corpse as well. 

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Musk has the emotional maturity of a teenager.  This is frankly REALLY common among rich people who were born rich, as Musk was.  They never connect with the real world in any appreciable sense and so they never develop the social skills to navigate it.

I really don’t understand this guy. He’s rich, he owns several companies, he has the ability to go anywhere and do basically anything, why is he shitposting on Twitter?

Listen to me closely, Earthlings:

Nic Cage.

Watto in the Shadows

This

I still reckon it was because it came out at the same time as Infinity War, Deadpool 2 and Aquaman. It should’ve been a winter release.

The issue with Solo wasn’t that it was a divisive movie, the issue is that it came out after the release of the divisive Star Wars movie.

K.I.T.H.: Knight Industries Two ‘n a Half. It’s a talking Trans Am but it has a lisp.

It all comes down to his face. I have to hand it to Foley--his face drops into such utter despair whenever the song is on and he’s just staring off. It lends the thing a whole other level that is so depressing and also so perfectly Kids in the Hall.

The worst thing to happen to this planet is humans.