Didn’t know they invited Dog the Bounty Hunter to their wedding.

Wait is this the very same D&D deep cut name aka Vecna that you guys mentioned in a slide show weeks ago?

I don't get it. These shows don't even have aliens or anything. 

I’m hearing this in Werner Herzog’s voice.

Ya get those gamma rays I sent ya?

But it’s bigger on the inside, so it all evens out.

Four minutes well spent. Nice to see someone else with an appreciation for thrift store shopping.

No, but my curiosity is now piqued.

Birds aren’t real, dude...

But how else is the internet supposed to keep fighting among itself?

The last four Democratic candidates standing in the 2020 primaries against a deeply unpopular Republican President were:

that settles it for me, no more John Oliver at 11 PM on Sundays LOL

I’m reading that as just someone saying in a light-hearted, trash-talking tone. Like they’re at a sporting game. Not someone who’s trying to tear down another for the point of being mean spirited and insulting. So this is no big deal to me. 

I hope you felt real shame after typing this up and submitting it.

You guys are so kind

I’d give this view more credit if the evangelicals weren’t trying to play the exact same card in reverse?

An actor wants to be featured more in a major film? HOLD THE PRESSES

She creeps me out, and I find Schumer actively offputting. I’m not terribly optimistic here but won’t jump to any conclusions since season 1 was so good.

Yeah, my ex-coworker used to drink soda at room temperature too, but he was also wrong.

No, that’s wrong.