Holy shit. If you would have swapped “CSI:Vegas” with “Murder She Wrote” I would have accused you of plagiarizing a copy of TV Guide from 1989.

I’m so totally there! Throw in an AI running all the abandoned animatronics and some skintight spandex... /drool

I’m still waiting for Panama Jackson’s guide to parenting called “These Feral Monsters Tryin’ To Kill Me.”

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Book of D’ondre, Chapter 6, Verse 16:

I openly hated the last episode. I was wrong to despair. Sure the ending was pure Star Wars cheese but gat dammit if you don’t want some Star Wars cheese now and then.

Shhhhh, The Gatekeepers of the EU know all, dontcha know?

Never have I ever...

Well, since I was raised by wolves after I escaped from the lab that spawned me, I know nothing of this “job” thing you speak of.

It’s a solid B+!

If you mean that in the “shouldn’t have been made for another 100 years” sense, I totally agree.

Do children learn bad habits from their parents?  =)

Brought to you by the crew that gave Rampage starring The Rock a higher rating than Endgame.

She’ll be 60 when those two are at their absolute worst...  I’m not sure if that’s a sign of strength or just not understanding how time functions.

  Sorry to interrupt sir, but we have Michal Bay on line 2 for you.

But those gloves!!!!!  Why?!!?!?!?

The “now THIS is pod racing” acting vibe is strong with this one but holy shit if it wasn’t entertaining!

On it!

Oh god, Pet NPCs are the bane of my existence. We played a campaign of Star Wars Saga Edition where my character was sort of a slow-burn Jinx from Arcade. I wasn’t blatantly trying to collect Dark Side points but he knew it was coming so he assign us a Jedi babysitter who was sitting around every corner who pretty…