One successful show that didn’t get cancelled 20 minutes later in the past 30 years?  Nah.  Sun shine’s on a dog’s ass every once in awhile.  Not that he’s a dog’s ass, I genuinely like him, but shows he’s on will always have the lifespan of a Sean Bean character.

No, but she sure AF will cherry pick it for all her takes that aren’t spoonfed to her by Fox News.

Idaho just reinstated firing squads.  Just sayin’.

Are you implying she’s the new Ted McGinley?  Because bruh, she’s got way more destruction ahead of her to reach that level of “we give up.”

Yeah, without the /s nowadays it’s a firing squad, which just got made legal in Idaho again.

Voices in his head?

I hear it’s coming out around the same time as Half-Life 3 so /fingerscrossed

Now we know where that green coloring came from.  Pure jealousy.  =)

It’s not that it’s completely out of the realm of possibility, it’s that considering the timing, where they were in the process, and his own gat damn words, that is the least likely scenario and laden with some hack job of pretending to understand this industry to the point where they felt the need to call some rando…

This chud right here... Can we just send him up on the next Virgin Orbital rocket and mourn him for 20 minutes?

I love responses like this. You spent all that time trying to make yourself sound knowledgable and “wise” and in the process played yourself by showing that you didn’t grasp the basic premise of what he himself was saying. I mean, he flat out said “if it can’t be great it shouldn’t exist” and then said “maybe I…

I love responses like this. You spent all that time trying to make yourself sound knowledgable and “wise” and in the process played yourself by showing that you didn’t grasp the basic premise of what he himself was saying. I mean, he flat out said “if it can’t be great it shouldn’t exist” and then said “maybe I…

Oh shit! You’re totally right. I was thinking Doug Liman for some reason.  However, to my greater point that lends even more credence.  We should be happy this guy said “yeah... maybe I’m not cut out for this.”

But, wait, considering the lack of effort we see going into these products that get rushed into production and have dispassionate people working on them, shouldn’t we be happy that people, regardless of how amazingly talented they are, can be honest with themselves enough to say “I’m gonna fuck this up, ain’t I?” and…

MATALOS!!!

Point taken.  I disagree but we can disagree.

  I stand by my original statement.  Regardless how you Freaky Friday or Tooth Fairy him, his only marketiable quality is “I will fuck you up.”

“This assumption is based of a very flawed understanding of both the U.S. Constitution and state laws...”

Raiders in ‘03?

Number 6 here, we missed you at the Waffle House on Thursday.