Wait. They televised the Emmy’s on the Monday of opening weekend of the NFL and the ratings weren’t all that great? I mean, I get it, a lot of you aren’t into “sportsball” or whatever but, um, you are aware other people exist, right?  And they add to the numbers of people who watch things?

Imagine living somewhere for 25 years where your only choice for donuts is store bought?

I’m not spending two weeks looking for Brian Dennehy just to kill him. Maybe to get back the 20 bucks he owes me, which might turn into me killing him but not to specifically kill him.

  I was having a hard time separating all the stupidity of that movie to focus on any single point of it.  So that’s on me.

I think you’re right that we’re more in agreement than disagreement. It’s just the fact that the Brie Larson hate has started to switch to the writing complaint and it’s fairly transparent when they use the argument that “well, if she can do this, why doesn’t she do X” where X is everything they’ve been ignoring about…

Well, it’s a bit yes and a bit no, honestly. Like, yeah, Superman has been bullshit for ever and two days but it’s rare you hear people when they can’t bitch about the actor playing him they code switch to the character. Like, in these comments someone started talking shit about how Captain Marvel could destroy…

But strangely no one complains about Superman... hmmmm...

You don’t have all these already?  Go back to Animal Crossing, poser.

Okay, so this literally just happened to me. I’ve been at my job for 14 years and I decided that I was going to run for office (a position, full time job, but required being on the ballot) that meant I was going to have to leave my job. However, I lost the primary because Dems have about as much loyalty as cockroaches…

Wait... if she’s pregnant in jail, can’t she sue Alabama for wrongful imprisonment of her child?

Way to avoid talking about what his wife did to him.

Next time could we get a photosensitivity warning before you post pictures like that?  I just finished throwing up.

How Cult of the Lamb didn’t make this list is beyond me.

If that’s when you were still relevant, wouldn’t you?

I really like how when you could take a shot at movies with shotty CGI where it feels like the actors are staring at tennis balls you decided to skip the obvious and apropos choice of The Hobbit, Desolation of Smaug, and Battle of the Five Armies and instead went with generalized Marvel take.

Oh, really? Gazpacho is the bad guy, eh? Wow, wait to trot out the stereotypical villain is cold trope. Why not just give him a French femme fatale named Vichyssoise and continue the misrepresentation that soup must be hot to be good.

Well, it’s ironic in that Alanis Morissette way so, I guess...?  =)

Ahhh... the Jon Lovitz method.  Brilliant.

It cracks me up that Tammi Lagerhead tweets that when that’s her entire fucking brand and the only way she’s even remotely relevant.

Well, I mean, not a lot of genetic similarities, kid doesn’t know why they’re there... it’s got that vibe, ain’t it?