I’m sure you’ll find the answer on Pornhub in 3... 2... 1...

Spoken like a true follower of the Great Devourer.  Cheers, mate!

The last time I heard that phrase uttered it ended with “makes me want to strangle your parents.”  So... ummm... maybe better this way?

If I’m going to hell for golfing, you’d think there’d be more guaranteed money.

Dear Wally World,

Isn’t it legal in Romania to take people out back behind buildings and shoot them?

But we have dentists and health insurance!

That’s the brand my dad had in the trunk of his 78 Nova.  Thanks for the childhood trauma refresher.  =)

Nah.  Wisconsin is more neo-nazi than KKK.  Of the 12 hate groups they’re tracking, 9 are neo-nazi and one of the other two is too, they just are too hardcore bible thumping about homosexuality to put a concerted effort towards their secondary hate.

You gotta go for the fat jokes. Like “if you fit in a Large t-shirt, you’re a tourist” or “if you don’t understand why you would want cheese sauce on your cheese curds, you’re a tourist” or “if you don’t measure your bad cholesterol in liters, you’re a tourist.”

Ummm, nope.  Not even close.  I’ll let you go look at the demographics before I point out all the other ways this statement is patently false.

To quote the immortal Jules Winfield...

He’s right.

That’s a feature, not a bug like the ones crawling under my skin CONSTANTLY!!!!

Sorry, Steamedham wasn’t going to sell it’s team to these nutters.

The one gat damn time you should have made a Slideshow and you balked.

I’m gonna go with your answer but, hey, if they got mugged it still pumped money into the community, right?  =)

There’s, like, a couple thousand TikToks of people doing that dance down those stairs. Some of that cash had to show up unless they did it an ran like hell.

Keep thinking that.  Someday someone else will believe it.