You’re confusing “have to” with “aren’t punished by their evil Australian parents and forced to eat compost”. Big difference.

Define “large”?

Nope, not her fault they have issues. Nope, I love her and have seen almost everything she’s been in. The issue is her feeling the need to criticize someone having an momentary lapse in reason but not having that same “courage” to comment when someone you dated (possibly, jury’s still out on that) starts sliding hard.

Didn’t forget it. Simply didn’t know it existed.

  You’re right, but you answered your own question.  If there aren’t “insiders” to trade against an “outsider nature”, you’re losing the main tension.

I’m more convinced Aubrey Plaza is the one channeling Christina Ricci but either way we win so whatevs.

I can totally agree with the texture issue. Usually gotta let them things get all the way soggy or when you crunch into they’re gritty and nasty.

My wife and her brother were subjected to that particular form of child abuse. Trust me, I know psychological scars when I see or hear them. If I mention raisins around my wife I can watch that deep sadness well up behind her eyes and I can trigger her brother’s gag reflex by saying “dried apricots”.

Does that also mean he has a sixskin?

Whatever forces Kellogg’s hand into re-releasing Fruity Marshmallow Krispies I will support until my last breath (due to complications from diabetes).

Your parents made you eat dried fruit and carob when you were a kid, didn’t they? Come here, I’ll give you the hug you deserve and you can cry it out on my shoulder.  It’ll be okay, it wasn’t your fault.

While true, Albuquerque had problems with meth well before Breaking Bad.  But as this article will show, they’ve also made a metric fuckton of cash off it so...

Bwahahahaha. You’re so into huffing your own self-righteous farts that you can’t see through the panes on the gas mask, that’s why you can’t follow it. I ain’t blaming her for shit; she didn’t make Ezra Miller, she didn’t make Will Smith slap no one. But to talk shit about someone’s slip when you watched someone slip…

What in the literal fuck else does Albequerque haveto hang its ugly ass hat on other than green chilies, a Bugs Bunny reference, and a Wierd Al song? Seriously, do you think Amityville didn’t see fat paychecks after the movie came out? You think the neighborhood with the stairs Joker danced down didn’t see a cash…

Research is for people who take time to think before they spit.

So go back and look at where the first signs of Ezra being a bit off their game. It was right around 2011, when maybe they were still together and possibly dating? Honestly, to believe this all “just” happened is maybe being a bit to charitable to the people who have seen these behaviors just passing it off as a…

Are you sure that’s not just the heated seats?

I wonder if he’s gonna pull a Sudekis and say Goodbye to You while she’s on stage?

I wonder if he’s gonna pull a Sudekis and say Goodbye to You while she’s on stage?

As if I couldn’t have wanted her more, she goes and does this?  I can only get so erect!!!!