Wait... if she’s pregnant in jail, can’t she sue Alabama for wrongful imprisonment of her child?

Way to avoid talking about what his wife did to him.

Next time could we get a photosensitivity warning before you post pictures like that?  I just finished throwing up.

How Cult of the Lamb didn’t make this list is beyond me.

If that’s when you were still relevant, wouldn’t you?

I really like how when you could take a shot at movies with shotty CGI where it feels like the actors are staring at tennis balls you decided to skip the obvious and apropos choice of The Hobbit, Desolation of Smaug, and Battle of the Five Armies and instead went with generalized Marvel take.

Oh, really? Gazpacho is the bad guy, eh? Wow, wait to trot out the stereotypical villain is cold trope. Why not just give him a French femme fatale named Vichyssoise and continue the misrepresentation that soup must be hot to be good.

Well, it’s ironic in that Alanis Morissette way so, I guess...?  =)

Ahhh... the Jon Lovitz method.  Brilliant.

It cracks me up that Tammi Lagerhead tweets that when that’s her entire fucking brand and the only way she’s even remotely relevant.

Well, I mean, not a lot of genetic similarities, kid doesn’t know why they’re there... it’s got that vibe, ain’t it?

I’m sure you’ll find the answer on Pornhub in 3... 2... 1...

Spoken like a true follower of the Great Devourer.  Cheers, mate!

The last time I heard that phrase uttered it ended with “makes me want to strangle your parents.”  So... ummm... maybe better this way?

If I’m going to hell for golfing, you’d think there’d be more guaranteed money.

Dear Wally World,

Isn’t it legal in Romania to take people out back behind buildings and shoot them?

But we have dentists and health insurance!

That’s the brand my dad had in the trunk of his 78 Nova.  Thanks for the childhood trauma refresher.  =)

Nah.  Wisconsin is more neo-nazi than KKK.  Of the 12 hate groups they’re tracking, 9 are neo-nazi and one of the other two is too, they just are too hardcore bible thumping about homosexuality to put a concerted effort towards their secondary hate.