You gotta go for the fat jokes. Like “if you fit in a Large t-shirt, you’re a tourist” or “if you don’t understand why you would want cheese sauce on your cheese curds, you’re a tourist” or “if you don’t measure your bad cholesterol in liters, you’re a tourist.”

Ummm, nope.  Not even close.  I’ll let you go look at the demographics before I point out all the other ways this statement is patently false.

To quote the immortal Jules Winfield...

He’s right.

That’s a feature, not a bug like the ones crawling under my skin CONSTANTLY!!!!

Sorry, Steamedham wasn’t going to sell it’s team to these nutters.

The one gat damn time you should have made a Slideshow and you balked.

I’m gonna go with your answer but, hey, if they got mugged it still pumped money into the community, right?  =)

There’s, like, a couple thousand TikToks of people doing that dance down those stairs. Some of that cash had to show up unless they did it an ran like hell.

Keep thinking that.  Someday someone else will believe it.

You’re confusing “have to” with “aren’t punished by their evil Australian parents and forced to eat compost”. Big difference.

Define “large”?

Nope, not her fault they have issues. Nope, I love her and have seen almost everything she’s been in. The issue is her feeling the need to criticize someone having an momentary lapse in reason but not having that same “courage” to comment when someone you dated (possibly, jury’s still out on that) starts sliding hard.

Didn’t forget it. Simply didn’t know it existed.

  You’re right, but you answered your own question.  If there aren’t “insiders” to trade against an “outsider nature”, you’re losing the main tension.

I’m more convinced Aubrey Plaza is the one channeling Christina Ricci but either way we win so whatevs.

I can totally agree with the texture issue. Usually gotta let them things get all the way soggy or when you crunch into they’re gritty and nasty.

My wife and her brother were subjected to that particular form of child abuse. Trust me, I know psychological scars when I see or hear them. If I mention raisins around my wife I can watch that deep sadness well up behind her eyes and I can trigger her brother’s gag reflex by saying “dried apricots”.

Does that also mean he has a sixskin?