And even if they could, these international passengers couldn’t disembark at Newark anyway as the airport is not equipped with customs agents.

You got him, guys. True evil has been uprooted. I hope his tombstone reads He told a joke and touched a leg.

I’m hoping both of them get heavy jail time. Aside from interfering with a flight crew, there’s heavy doses of assault thrown into the mix.

We call this Pure O2. We estimate we can sell up to 80% of an individual’s visual field before inducing seizures

I literally can’t read Kotaku without being on our network, where our trusty Pi.hole eats all the stupid ads for breakfast.

Whomever’s opinion it was to say that the Alfa Romeo Phone Dial wheels were the w0rst, I want to Will Smith slap you.

Most people tragically undervalue their time.

Easy Nice Price provided you also budget for a generous after-market warranty and live within a comfortable distance from a dealer or reliable auto repair shop. I’ve driven one and these are incredibly competent sports sedans, among the most engaging you’ll ever drive. A high maintenance mistress to be sure, but worth…

The 19-year-old kept eating his pancakes despite the bad taste, but everyone in his company were grossed out and threw their pancakes away.

RIGHT?! These crazy-long lines started at my Costco about 2-3 months ago and literally extend about 10-cars-deep per pump. I am sure these crazy folks fill up partially and just come back every 2-3 days now, as nobody’s driving MORE and prices at Costco are not much different from Sam’s Club and Woodmans (so yeah,…

Room for at least a few dozen Ukrainian refugees on board, surely?

What I resent most in this whole debacle is a point that doesn’t get enough attention imho: The horrible decision to not allow the player to sell cars for credits. If you simulate the real used car market, why in the fuck can I not sell a car that I am not interested in? That is such a hypocrite and cheap move which…

It’s located in Tipton County and Tippin County, which straddles the Manson-Nixon Line.

This sticker. I still have no idea what they are trying to convey.

Oh, no, no, you’re a smart guy. You’ve clearly picked up some flashy tricks. But you made one crucial mistake. You forgot about the essence of the game... it’s about the Cones.

Hate to say this, but Putin would absolutely wipe the floor with Musk in a fight. He might be older and there are rumors of health problems. But...

If you have enough DUI’s you don’t have many options I guess.

Really don’t get the criticisms of the story of Forbidden West here as though somehow it’s a sudden leap from Zero Dawn when almost all of it is set up in Zero Dawn (what happened to the Odyssey, what was the signal that turned GAIA into rogue AIs, what is Sylens trying to obtain from HADES), or the idea somehow this…

What a thoughtful way to kick off what I’m sure will be a wonderful tenure. Kotaku, like the industry it covers, needs to continually evolve. I can’t think of a better person to lead that change than you Patricia. I look forward to seeing where you take the site.