Now THAT’S a handle I haven’t seen in a long time. Where’ve you been $kay?

Cars all became our friend who aced the SAT, got his business degree, and is now doing a solid job raising his two kids in the suburbs while working his way up through middle management at a regional accounting firm. He’s a good friend and can hold his liquor on the semi-monthly occasion he comes out with us.

Kotaku is literally the only reason I’m aware of any of this.

The current one. The kindergarten kid’s block toys with wheels on them era.

I'm not quite sure, I couldn't quite tell, but I think their goal was to fight(?) some dude. Couldn't quite make out his name though, I'm sure someone else heard it though

Of course not. The Forest Service, much like druids, derive their powers from forests. There are no forests on the moon, so their powers there are severly limited. If they planted a bunch of trees, maybe. But that’s a huge undertaking.

9 years later and people still bitching about the same old shit lol

The only thing worse than buying a Nissan is ending up with 2 of them. 

To be fair, your brother did know how to drain the radiator.

How are the Marzelvanes lined up with the Panametric Fan when you use this device? 

Retro Encabulation has indeed come a long way.

Thank god they fixed the side fumbling issue. Earlier models had premature lunar waneshaft failures that really killed the inverse reactive current beyond any subprime operation speeds. They weren’t cheap to replace either.

Peel off the fuel shark sticker and stick on a sticker that says" Q's 5g blocker". Say it will generate counter 6g rays to block out the government's 5g surveillance rays, and you got yourself a amazon best seller. 

What was the porcupine flying?

300 is the correct number of horsepower for something with a footprint and weight the size of the Tiguan.

They are grenades and you cannot convince me other wise.  I call them baby boomers.

OMG OMG OMG! Please have Torch testify. OMG. It’d be so spectacular!

They cheapened out a bit on the W203, but kept the same spirit.

Shadowbringers isn’t just FFXIV’s best story arc so far, it’s one of the best game stories I’ve ever played.

One can imagine real golf losing some of its charm if you’re confined to a wheelchair.