They have lots of sand to bury their heads in, though!

You must’ve had a slow one! We hit an eye-watering fifteen mph at mine

Honestly, most of the dumbest stuff I’ve ever heard about cars comes from enthusiasts and is best summed up as “there’s only one way to enjoy cars, and that’s my way.”

Counterpoint - Red light cameras are a cash grab.  Every fiefdom throughout St. Louis put them in their neighborhoods.  Few were in school zones, but in large intersections where they could cash in.  The real trouble in St. Louis is that cops have given up on traffic citations as they are too hard and too dangerous…

“The trio then attempted to hike their way back to civilization, but only one of the party made it to his destination. One of the men climbed up to the road and hitchhiked back home. After not being able to contact the other two men the following day, he finally reported the crash to police.”

ahahahaha! or chief of the DARE program 

If recent trends hold, he’ll soon be tapped to head the ATF.

...if he comes to the US

Genesis owner probably should have listed to Dave Ramsey  :D

1. This person is absolutely insane, but people have made ruinous financial decisions forever.

Or Massachusetts.

in India, any more space than 1-2 meters and others will constantly attempt to squeeze in

Dirty, fogged headlights, and insane 7-series repair costs made even more costly with the Alpina additions. Haaaaaaard pass. 

“Get rid of this and we’ll knock 20% off your invoice.” 

“...the shop handed me back the key with a dead body.”

“There’s no way this car is worth over three thou-”

*looks at car*

This is like, 2nd grade math. Any complete idiot could see this is a bad deal. 

I daily drive a ~500 horsepower Audi.

Congratulations on making more money than I do, I guess. Kind of a shame it didn’t make you any less of an ass.

The Mazda 3 AWD turbo is already better than we deserve. I drove an entry-level Audi (A3) and BMW (330i) recently, and the top-tier Mazda 3 beats them handily on every level- for way less money.