The next four years are going to be like going to a huge three-ring circus where none of the performers have any training and are also on meth. 

LOL I have a salvage-title Frankenstein A6 3.0t that I rebuilt with parts from several wrecked cars, swapped the entire interior for S6 seats, and added an APR stage 2 single-pulley tune. Cost me a little over $30k all in.

This is like, 2nd grade math. Any complete idiot could see this is a bad deal. 

For what it’s worth, my wife’s Mazda 3 turbo is faster and handles better than my 2018 GTI did. 

I’m 6’2 and have zero issues driving my wife’s Mazda 3

I daily drive a ~500 horsepower Audi.

The Mazda 3 AWD turbo is already better than we deserve. I drove an entry-level Audi (A3) and BMW (330i) recently, and the top-tier Mazda 3 beats them handily on every level- for way less money.

This is assuming these people have shame. In my experience at least 75% do not. If arrest wasn’t an option they would gladly punch or bite people to get on the plane first. 

Manual 2018 GTI S

I had a loaner A3 while my car was in for some service recently. It drove significantly worse than my wife’s Mazda 3, and the interior felt like it was scraped together from bargain basement parts. It amazes me that anyone would consider buying it at all, much less at FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.

That thing is one hell of a wagon!

This is a fantastic car that deserves more love. With a tune it also has 360+ hp.

My previous car was a 2008 E550, and I likely would have kept that thing forever if it hadn’t sadly been totaled when a driver behind the wheel of a work truck fell asleep on the highway and rear-ended me at 75mph. Even then, the car protected me like the bank vault it was. The body shop was amazed at how (relatively) …

HOT TAKE: Any large German luxury sedan. BMW 5/7 series, Audi A6/7/8, Mercedes E-Class (S-Class are amazing but are just too problematic and costly to repair.)

Can he please, please, please please please please go to prison

It also doesn’t help that Nissan drivers have a universal, and well-deserved, reputation for being among the worst drivers on any road. 

The rental Rogue I had a few years ago was the only vehicle I’ve driven in the past 20 years that I would describe as dangerously slow. It struggled to merge into 60mph traffic, and slamming the pedal to the floor just produced a frenzied whine, but no real increase in speed. 

We’ll always have 2010 Altimas on bald tires swerving through traffic at 40mph over the speed limit to remember them by