I had an Audi A3 as a loaner when I took my car in for service a while back and was shocked that Audi would even sell a car that bad. 

I’d watch this movie. 

Dirty, fogged headlights, and insane 7-series repair costs made even more costly with the Alpina additions. Haaaaaaard pass. 

Sixt has been amazingly good every time I’ve used them, and they have cooler cars.

“There’s no way this car is worth over three thou-”

*looks at car*

The next four years are going to be like going to a huge three-ring circus where none of the performers have any training and are also on meth. 

LOL I have a salvage-title Frankenstein A6 3.0t that I rebuilt with parts from several wrecked cars, swapped the entire interior for S6 seats, and added an APR stage 2 single-pulley tune. Cost me a little over $30k all in.

This is like, 2nd grade math. Any complete idiot could see this is a bad deal. 

For what it’s worth, my wife’s Mazda 3 turbo is faster and handles better than my 2018 GTI did. 

I’m 6’2 and have zero issues driving my wife’s Mazda 3

I daily drive a ~500 horsepower Audi.

The Mazda 3 AWD turbo is already better than we deserve. I drove an entry-level Audi (A3) and BMW (330i) recently, and the top-tier Mazda 3 beats them handily on every level- for way less money.

This is assuming these people have shame. In my experience at least 75% do not. If arrest wasn’t an option they would gladly punch or bite people to get on the plane first. 

Manual 2018 GTI S

I had a loaner A3 while my car was in for some service recently. It drove significantly worse than my wife’s Mazda 3, and the interior felt like it was scraped together from bargain basement parts. It amazes me that anyone would consider buying it at all, much less at FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.

That thing is one hell of a wagon!

This is a fantastic car that deserves more love. With a tune it also has 360+ hp.

My previous car was a 2008 E550, and I likely would have kept that thing forever if it hadn’t sadly been totaled when a driver behind the wheel of a work truck fell asleep on the highway and rear-ended me at 75mph. Even then, the car protected me like the bank vault it was. The body shop was amazed at how (relatively) …