Abstract art is the Godspeed You! Black Emperor of paintings

In 1982 the seat belt was mom’s arm across the bench seat. 

I’ve bought the game twice- once on PC and again on PS5 to enable easier couch co-op with my fiancé. The love and effort they put into this game is amazing. They’ve also made roughly a billion dollars in sales.

I don’t know if you’re joking or smoking crack, but a 300 is in no way better looking than any Bentley ever made.

Keep ‘em both. 

I don’t see why Xbox would continue to make hardware.

Came here to post this. Winemom in car form.

Did Bob sell his 850 again?

He’s a great dude, but if you followed Scotty’s advice, you’d never drive anything newer or more exciting than a 2005 Camry.

With the possible exception of the Accord, I wouldn’t want to drive any of these. 

Like most of the Jalopnik readership (I hope), I choose to not drive boring cars, when interesting and exciting cars can be had at all price points. 

“Define what you mean by soul.”

He’s 100% right about them being soulless. I’ve driven 6 or 7 EVs, all of which felt like roughly the same car with different interiors and varying levels of power. 

Dealers: +$2k Online Convenience Adjustment 

“You’ve heard the narrative time and time again: Car culture is doomed and young enthusiasts have been robbed of the opportunity to engage in any sort of meaningful way.”

I replaced my car’s entire interior a few years back- the front seats easily weight 100 pounds each. 

I think Xbox will cease to exist as a console within 5 years.

Those aren’t fans, they’re just potentially criminal assholes. 

I want whatever psilocybins that Kojima apparently has regular access to. 

As a motorcycle rider on a taller bike, I can tell you that when I pass cars, about 60% of drivers are actively on phones. I’ve seen a person playing a game while driving with kids in the back, a woman on a video conference call, and in the best example ever, a dude watching a movie on his iPad which was behind his…