This is a little bit bigger than the 6-inch display you’ll find on a standard Switch console...

I would say Nissan Altima but they tend to sear themselves into your memory with their mismatched body panels, 3 donut tires, and close to 100mph speed as they pass you on the shoulder. 

The owner effed up again by adding “making a false police report” to the already lengthy list of fines and offenses they’ll be facing for taking the sign down. 

police learned that Clay isn’t the buyer’s real last name, it’s Pascal.

I want a whole article about this. Hell, I want a movie about this. 

My first experience with Palworld was when it hard-reset my computer on startup, twice in a row.

This is a great breakdown.

The Avowed section was as close to Giant Enemy Crab as you can probably get in 2024.

Oh, I’m sure not all Infiniti dealers are like that- but this was the only dealership that’s ever tried that shit with me. 

I’ll repeat my one and only Infiniti dealership experience:

It was a damn good game and had one of the most amazing player “housing” systems (via the Room of Requirement) in any modern game- it’s kinda sad that it was in a single player game.

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I vastly prefer the weekly release schedule. Something fun and nostalgic about waiting with the rest of humanity to watch something. 

I didn’t know that chameleons were known for appealing to broad swaths of the market. 

I’ve heard that with upgraded brakes and clutch, the Fiesta ST is a riot on the track, but again, not stock

Agreed, but that’s a $50k Civic that I would argue is actually better on the track than in daily driving.

Basically any non-modified FWD enthusiast car, or almost any car with stock brakes. 

Nobody in the entire world: “We demand an Indiana Jones game!”

Finding a chocolate milk from a happy meal that had rolled under the seat over a month previously. It had finally burst and was slowly spraying congealed rancid chocolate cheese all over the bottom of my seat. 

I test-drove an Infiniti once (I know) and after I determined that it was a heavy, slow, dated piece of shit and declined to buy it, they refused to give my car or keys back until I threatened to call the police.

“Over 40% of Nissan buyers have a fixed address!”