Like most of the Jalopnik readership (I hope), I choose to not drive boring cars, when interesting and exciting cars can be had at all price points. 

“Define what you mean by soul.”

He’s 100% right about them being soulless. I’ve driven 6 or 7 EVs, all of which felt like roughly the same car with different interiors and varying levels of power. 

Dealers: +$2k Online Convenience Adjustment 

“You’ve heard the narrative time and time again: Car culture is doomed and young enthusiasts have been robbed of the opportunity to engage in any sort of meaningful way.”

I replaced my car’s entire interior a few years back- the front seats easily weight 100 pounds each. 

I think Xbox will cease to exist as a console within 5 years.

Those aren’t fans, they’re just potentially criminal assholes. 

I want whatever psilocybins that Kojima apparently has regular access to. 

As a motorcycle rider on a taller bike, I can tell you that when I pass cars, about 60% of drivers are actively on phones. I’ve seen a person playing a game while driving with kids in the back, a woman on a video conference call, and in the best example ever, a dude watching a movie on his iPad which was behind his…

This is a little bit bigger than the 6-inch display you’ll find on a standard Switch console...

Letting everyone be a Jedi is the participation trophy of Star Wars. God. 

I would say Nissan Altima but they tend to sear themselves into your memory with their mismatched body panels, 3 donut tires, and close to 100mph speed as they pass you on the shoulder. 

The owner effed up again by adding “making a false police report” to the already lengthy list of fines and offenses they’ll be facing for taking the sign down. 

police learned that Clay isn’t the buyer’s real last name, it’s Pascal.

I actually got the Black Seas Barracuda from my wealthy grandparents one Christmas, it was absolutely wild. Most expensive present I ever got as a kid, and totally epic.

I want a whole article about this. Hell, I want a movie about this. 

It’s amazing the wonders that not paying attention to every fad will do. 

My first experience with Palworld was when it hard-reset my computer on startup, twice in a row.

This is a great breakdown.