The Avowed section was as close to Giant Enemy Crab as you can probably get in 2024.

Oh, I’m sure not all Infiniti dealers are like that- but this was the only dealership that’s ever tried that shit with me. 

I’ll repeat my one and only Infiniti dealership experience:

It was a damn good game and had one of the most amazing player “housing” systems (via the Room of Requirement) in any modern game- it’s kinda sad that it was in a single player game.

Maybe I’m in the minority, but I vastly prefer the weekly release schedule. Something fun and nostalgic about waiting with the rest of humanity to watch something. 

I don’t know if there will ever be universal hype and anticipation for any movie ever again like there was for these. I was in my late teens at the time, and it was everywhere. It was a shared fervor unlike anything I’ve seen since. People waited days in line to see the trailer for these movies. It was a crazy time,…

I didn’t know that chameleons were known for appealing to broad swaths of the market. 

I’ve heard that with upgraded brakes and clutch, the Fiesta ST is a riot on the track, but again, not stock

Agreed, but that’s a $50k Civic that I would argue is actually better on the track than in daily driving.

Basically any non-modified FWD enthusiast car, or almost any car with stock brakes. 

I’m glad you have the correct take on The Last Jedi. 

Nobody in the entire world: “We demand an Indiana Jones game!”

Finding a chocolate milk from a happy meal that had rolled under the seat over a month previously. It had finally burst and was slowly spraying congealed rancid chocolate cheese all over the bottom of my seat. 

I test-drove an Infiniti once (I know) and after I determined that it was a heavy, slow, dated piece of shit and declined to buy it, they refused to give my car or keys back until I threatened to call the police.

There are brand new ideas in the 3BP that i’ve never seen another SCI-FI author write about.

“Over 40% of Nissan buyers have a fixed address!”

It’s so gratifying to see nearly every Nissan across the model line so well represented on this list.

I mean, he heard there was a crowd of pedestrians in the house- what was he supposed to do? 

This is Clash Royale for me. It’s a mindless mobile cash grab, but I timed it the other day- the time from when you press the app icon on your phone, to when you’re in an actual game, playing, is less than 10 seconds. It’s amazingly convenient for the short 5-minute windows when I’m actually interested in playing a…

The books were vastly overhyped. I have no clue why such a poorly written (or translated?) book with an extremely basic sci-fi plot garnered such acclaim.