What's the difference between an average teenager and a teenager who's brain has been damaged by oxygen deprivation? One has the decision making skills of a drunken Lemming and the other got a free trip to Hawaii.

I don't see Eric? Where's Eric? Did any one see Eric in the trailer? It would be an true national disaster if Eric's not back for the final season. ERIC!!!!

All that matters is Alcide's ridiculous hotness. Woof.

It was later reported that the airline charged the teen with excessive emotional baggage fees.

This is adorable! I want all pieces, now. I'm also loving her current hairstyle.

I want to appreciate his very contemporary story of ambition, snobbery and hunger for fame achieved via body modification, financial cost and physical pain, but I can't.

He seems to have "actor disease". It's the inability for actors to not answer journalist's questions while remembering that they're not talking to a friend but someone who will broadcast their words to possibly millions of people.

Getting that taken care of must have been awkward. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight . . . ?

Tori says:

I have told this story a lot, probably, but I got really into Coldplay back in 2001 and became obsessed with and emotionally invested in them. I had a website about them (still have it, but don't really do anything on it anymore) and through that I had somewhat of a connection to their website manager and this other…

About a year and a half ago, I was considering moving to Los Angeles & decided to visit first to check it out. My manager (I'm a singer) has a ton of famous & semi-famous actor friends. We went out with two of said famous actor friends to a super gaudy nightclub in Hollywood. Immediately upon entering I saw Paris…

I'm pretty sure I'm not. I'm 31 and my feed is filled with everyone's kids and grandchildren. I like it though - how can I hate on a chubby face or little tummy?

If it inspires 'news' about women who are just friends and not catty that's great.

Abigail <3 I'm going to go listen to Fifteen now!

Everyone is so obsessed with finding reasons for hating female celebs that they'll hate a girl for having friends.

Gawker Media, publishers of Jezebel and Kotaku/Deadspin.

And Dove bars?

Well, in her world, "no one" does talk about rappers degrading women. Feminists talk about it, female-oriented blogs talk about it, academics talk about it, but it doesn't seep into the pop culture universe every time Tyga makes a video with bouncing asses like it does with Miley Cyrus. Think about it: she gets…

Tonto... I get it.

Thanks, Obama!