I’m not sure there’s a strong basis for everything you’re saying-is it possible you’re filling in missing details on your own?

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I work in a place that’s supposedly haunted as hell (if you watch any “true” ghost shows on TV-Celebrity Ghost Stories, etc, it’s been featured there quite a few times-you’ve seen it before).

“In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore. And if you’re not either people think there is something wrong with you....but there is nothing wrong with me.” - Jenny Fields

All Cops Are Baristas

So many things wrong here. 1) From the moment of ordering to completion the person who took the order and payment would have had to somehow indicate to the person making drinks that it was for a cop. Depending on how busy they are that’s not something that’s going to happen. That being said, 2) Kiosks are normally not…

the thumbs up emoji is basically saying “this conversation is over”

I think part of it is possibly the fact that he’s almost certainly bisexual (or pan?), so to only have women cavorting around feels incorrect. One of his other recent videos was a decent mix of genders.

Oh me too, it’s going to be weird. Do I jump his bones in the parking lot, or do we awkwardly not touch until I’ve decontaminated? And that’s even assuming there are still flights to his fairly remote corner of the west...

Microwave pasta (just add water!)

Your inbox must be fun after admitting that to this crowd.

Why not have him move in temporarily?

My BF is 2 hours away and last week we met halfway. No touching, nothing. We were just happy to see each other and have a normal face to face talk. We went for a social distance walk and talked for almost 4 hours. It was so good to feel normal for a few hours. 

I haven’t seen my GF since her father’s funeral in February. It sucks for the both of us and we’re going crazier than usual. We live 3 hrs apart and I during non-pandemic times I usually spend several days at her place working around her house and having sex.

I’m fresh out of a dry marriage, and for some stupid reason, about a month into quarantine I decided to hit up an old crush about the possibility of a little rebound romance, and he was extremely interested. There’s still no end in sight to the quarantine, so we’re currently driving each other crazy with phone calls…

I was seeing someone utterly delightful over the winter. We last saw each other in the beginning of March (long distance) and then took a break when the pandemic hit because he was swamped. We’re starting to make tentative plans for how to restart the very good thing we have going, and seriously the second I will not…

I haven’t broken quarantine, but the missus has been really into me this last two months. It has been the most glorious run of my adult life (married or single). Maybe she’s bored? I’m not over analysing or looking for an explanation.

Well, I don’t mind saying that it has been especially tough for me and my boyfriend, when we’re both just so into sneezeplay.

True fact: Pete actually has an average penis, but he does have a 9 inch tongue and breathes through his ears.

In the US celebs aren’t reported on in the “Broadsheets” either. Not in the way you mean. They are tabloid fodder. Celebrity and tabloids go together like royals and tabloids...funny that.